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    Once upon a time I was a barefoot hippie. If you extrapolate flip-flops down to their Platonic ideal, you can arrive at something you can fold up into your back pocket.

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      Once upon a time I was a barefoot hippie. If you extrapolate flip-flops down to their Platonic ideal, you can arrive at something you can fold up into your back pocket.

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      I'm reminded of this one barefoot hippie who would do nature survival shows without shoes. I understand how it worked for him in the forest or desert with brambles and whatnot, but how does that work in an urban area?

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        Did they use wirebrush to wash their feet after arriving home?

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        • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

          Since when is it illegal? Nobody has ever raised any objection, let alone tried to stop me going dogs out to the shops.

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          I have never seen a sign for this.

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            I have never seen a sign for this.

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            Illegal I haven't seen. No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service I have seen all over though. Often times near beaches. Many gas stations and restaurants have them as well. Though I don't see them as often

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            • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

              I'm reminded of this one barefoot hippie who would do nature survival shows without shoes. I understand how it worked for him in the forest or desert with brambles and whatnot, but how does that work in an urban area?

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              Asphalt is hot but as long as you keep moving, and you've built up some callouses, it's not that bad. I always kept to the grass on the side when I could.

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                Illegal I haven't seen. No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service I have seen all over though. Often times near beaches. Many gas stations and restaurants have them as well. Though I don't see them as often

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                It probably makes sense for places that sell anything in glass containers (especially alcohol), because all it takes is one dumbass dropping something on the floor and someone else walking through it barefoot to have a liability lawsuit on your hands. Whereas if you put up a sign forbidding that and someone manages to sneak in anyways, you can say it was their fault for violating store policy in the first place.

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                  There is an actual belief out there that your feet get some sort of power by connecting to mother nature barefoot. It's insane woo nonsense, but that meme lifehack literally would be something they might do, lol

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                    It probably makes sense for places that sell anything in glass containers (especially alcohol), because all it takes is one dumbass dropping something on the floor and someone else walking through it barefoot to have a liability lawsuit on your hands. Whereas if you put up a sign forbidding that and someone manages to sneak in anyways, you can say it was their fault for violating store policy in the first place.

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                    One drunken night 15 years ago I remember walking barefoot into a gas station to get cigarettes and the guy behind me told me my foot was bleeding. I found out I stepped on a broken piece of glass and left a blood footprint trail for about a quarter mile. It was on the ball of my foot, so it was the ball and first three toes in blood all the way down the sidewalk back towards the house party I had walked from.

                    My friend told me he walked that way the next day he was really impressed at how straight of a line it was in if I was drunk enough to not notice and bleed enough to feel it. Not sure I was supposed to take pride in that.

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                      "Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

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                        There is an actual belief out there that your feet get some sort of power by connecting to mother nature barefoot. It's insane woo nonsense, but that meme lifehack literally would be something they might do, lol

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                        The linoleum floor of a supermarket is a godless abomination, further from mother nature than any other surface

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                          "Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

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                          Also all the tire dust that is releasing chemicals onto the skin.

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                            People that walk around cities barefoot need to be avoided at all costs.

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                              "Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

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                              That’s exactly what I was thinking. Humans suck at remembering history when they can’t see the consequences anymore.

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                                "Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

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                                unless you're in a place where human shit flows freely, that is not much of a concern. stores are usually not such places.

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                                  Did they use wirebrush to wash their feet after arriving home?

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                                  some barefooters like not washing their feet. personally, i don't get that. if my feet are dirty when i get home, i just wash them in the sink real quick. don't need any special tools; hands, water, a bit of soap, and maybe a washcloth will be plenty.

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                                    The linoleum floor of a supermarket is a godless abomination, further from mother nature than any other surface

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                                    Linoleum floor in a supermarket? Haven’t seen that in the US nor Mexico.

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                                      Also all the tire dust that is releasing chemicals onto the skin.

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                                      definitely don't think about what breathing it in does to you 🙂

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                                        I've seen this somewhere before and they are an influencer who really is all about being barefoot everywhere

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                                          I've seen this somewhere before and they are an influencer who really is all about being barefoot everywhere

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                                          The flexy guy?

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