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Don't let them tell you different!

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    My favorite part of not driving is the drinking. I'm lucky to live around a good train network and even luckier that the shop at the station has a fridge full of beer.

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      My favorite part of not driving is the drinking. I'm lucky to live around a good train network and even luckier that the shop at the station has a fridge full of beer.

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      Walking home hammered from the bar is lowkey one of life's great joys

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      • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

        I don't drink and drive, I drink and THRIVE.

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        It's those drunk crashers giving drunk drivers a bad name

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          My favorite part of not driving is the drinking. I'm lucky to live around a good train network and even luckier that the shop at the station has a fridge full of beer.

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          I haven't lived in Europe in 35 years and the only thing I miss is being able to take the train home at the end of a fun night. Yeah, that is the only thing I miss. I do miss it though.

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            If I weren't meant to drink and drive, why is there a parking lot outside the bar?

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            • archmageazor@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

              If I weren't meant to drink and drive, why is there a parking lot outside the bar?

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              And dual cup holders in the car.

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              • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                Walking home hammered from the bar is lowkey one of life's great joys

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                Try stopping and peeing on a tree sometime. Next level.

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                  I haven't lived in Europe in 35 years and the only thing I miss is being able to take the train home at the end of a fun night. Yeah, that is the only thing I miss. I do miss it though.

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                  What about being able to take the train from home at the beginning of a fun night?

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                    Inject the booze. That's not drinking, last I checked.

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                      People say to not drink but what they mean by "drink" is to drink alcohol. It's not like they're trying to not drink anything because they'd die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but "drinking" means drinking alcohol. It's a strange euphemism that I've been unable to un-notice.

                      Just because I'm drinking while driving does not mean that I'm an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it's liquid mercury but there's no law against that.

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