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Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price

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  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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    • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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      This sign goes hard in countries that belonged to former Yugoslavia.

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        Cool. Lemme just paint the ceiling with my brains so I can approximate what it was like when I wasn't around.

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        GET OFF MY LAWN!

        Just kidding. I'm a millennial. I don't own a lawn.

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          Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

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          who talked to random strangers at coffee shops even before phones?

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          • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

            Or just don't be a broke bitch and get unlimited data, it's not expensive 😅

            Bro, it's literally the $50 tier at metropcs, since when is this expensive? I thought this was the normal price for a monthly phone rate

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            How much are you paying for that?

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              That sign looks like it really blocks access to those refrigerators. is it even necessary to be so obnoxious about your lousy cheap lack of WiFi? Just have a little sign that says “no WiFi” if that is even really necessary, without being sarcastic about it.

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                I don't know but I've been stockpiling canned food in my basement and I bought a portable toilet just in case.

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                Portable … toilet?

                I too own a bucket.

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                • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                  who talked to random strangers at coffee shops even before phones?

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                  I did this at multiple coffee shops I hung out at. This is how you met people. Also no one smokes anymore. That was also a big part of socialization.

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                  • J [email protected]

                    That sign looks like it really blocks access to those refrigerators. is it even necessary to be so obnoxious about your lousy cheap lack of WiFi? Just have a little sign that says “no WiFi” if that is even really necessary, without being sarcastic about it.

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                    I don't know about you, but I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

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                      I did this at multiple coffee shops I hung out at. This is how you met people. Also no one smokes anymore. That was also a big part of socialization.

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                      never been a thing here. cafés are where you go with friends.

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                      • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                        If you put this passive agressive bullshit up ima gonna smoke indoors and pay 25c for my drink.

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                          I don't know about you, but I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

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                          Oh that’s a counter lol. The perspective is weird here to me. Almost looks like a little bench or something.

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                            I once was in a lunch group where one of the people honestly asked the restaurant staff about wifi, standing almost next to this sign. The guy smugly pointed at the sign and said nothing.

                            It was cringy for everyone involved.

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                              How much are you paying for that?

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                              100$/month and a one time purchase of a 200$ wifi router

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                                100$/month and a one time purchase of a 200$ wifi router

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                                Wait are you just using wifi while paying 100/mo for internet?

                                1200/year isnt insubstantial.

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                                  We Do Not Have ✨WiFi✨

                                  Use The Hotspot On Your Phone Like A Normal Person

                                  Or Get A Data Card For Your Laptop IDK Or Care

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                                  • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                                    Depending on the country, paying like it's 1995 would be the best power move. Here's, dunno, 100 francs? 5 marks?

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                                    A million lire for a coffe? What a steal

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                                      Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

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                                      That stupid little flashy light? Do you think of tamagochis? Because my phone has access to all the knowlege on the planet.

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                                        Your welcome! Enjoy your styrofoam cup coffee from a deli that smells of Malboro cigarettes. The sugar has weird moving black things and milk has been left out for 3 days.

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                                        I never understood why Starbucks became big in the US, but I always assumed it was something like that.

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                                          If you put this passive agressive bullshit up ima gonna smoke indoors and pay 25c for my drink.

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                                          Maybe drink too much, assault a woman and call the bartender the f slur. Feeling cute.

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