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Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price

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  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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    I never use any public WiFi on my phone, why would you use wifi like it's 2005?

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    • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

      this made me look up "bucket toilet" and actually you can very much make an actual toilet like that, which is good to know.

      big bucket, plastic bags, some sawdust in the bag, and a toilet seat ontop.

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      Why not just hold the bag and poop directly into it? You can save on all that other stuff and you can do it anywhere. Even better: just shit on the ground. It's the end-times, it's fine.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        Why not just hold the bag and poop directly into it? You can save on all that other stuff and you can do it anywhere. Even better: just shit on the ground. It's the end-times, it's fine.

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        because that's gross?

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          Imagine a bundle of sticks all rolled together….

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          But what why would they be riding their loud motorcycles in a coffee shop?

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          • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

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            Same thing. Check the mussolini party

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            • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

              50 a month at MetroPCS, it's not rocket science, and I'm not rich. I literally live on the streets.

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              I pay about half that per year for my data plan

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              • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                because that's gross?

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                Agree to disagree.

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                  What the fuck is the f slur? Other than fuck

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                  I think it's the one that rhymes with Taggart. And is another word for a bassoon.

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                  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                    But people in the real world don’t like talking to me.

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                    • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                      i hate phones

                      (i have no other comment.)

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                      • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                        I don't expect places to have wifi. If only phones had their own way of connecting to the internet.

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                        • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                          the US is completely fucking insane, all the stuff we hear about countries like china and north korea basically actually happen in the US and no one gives a fuck, and americans just find it so normal that they don't realize others would think it's fucked up

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                          Yep, Americans have less freedom than North Koreans because we can't tether our phones data service to our laptops. /s

                          I fully support net neutrality, but there are bigger problems than not being able to tether your phone's data plan to your laptop.

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                            I think it's the one that rhymes with Taggart. And is another word for a bassoon.

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                            Is faggart like a new slur? Or do you just have questionable rhyming skills?

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                              Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

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                                Is faggart like a new slur? Or do you just have questionable rhyming skills?

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                                Gonna start calling my gay artist friend a faggart now thanks.

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                                • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                                  What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I've got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

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                                    I pay about half that per year for my data plan

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                                    What plan is that?

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                                      What the fuck is the f slur? Other than fuck

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                                      Everyone was wrong.

                                      whispers

                                      It's "French".

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                                        I don't expect places to have wifi. If only phones had their own way of connecting to the internet.

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                                        Do people really want wifi these days? Why would i trust some random sketchy wifi if my own phone has a plan with >5gb.

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                                          Oh yes. If you're a Dutch soldier you even get free drinks, and it only costs your honor.

                                          "Toast of shame" - Mladic and Karreman drinking together

                                          Happy 30th anniversary. Cheers to the Dutch Army.

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                                          Happy 30th anniversary

                                          Almost to the day - it was July 11th 1995.

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