Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. advertisement

advertisement

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
26 Posts 24 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
    ssupii@sopuli.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #1
    This post did not contain any content.
    W drdystopia@lemy.lolD S G T 15 Replies Last reply
    69
    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      W This user is from outside of this forum
      W This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

      S F 2 Replies Last reply
      5
      • W [email protected]

        Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

        S This user is from outside of this forum
        S This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!

        venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV 1 Reply Last reply
        2
        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
          This post did not contain any content.
          drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
          drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          After a taste test I've concluded that my pee is strong enough.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • S [email protected]

            Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!

            venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
            venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            Gotta twist the legs the other way for that

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              S This user is from outside of this forum
              S This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              I did that, now I don't need a powerwasher.

              1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                This post did not contain any content.
                G This user is from outside of this forum
                G This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                skankhunt42@lemmy.caS 1 Reply Last reply
                18
                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  That tile grout ain't gonna clean itself.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  3
                  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                    camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

                    M 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                      This post did not contain any content.
                      58008@lemmy.world5 This user is from outside of this forum
                      58008@lemmy.world5 This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you're good to go.

                      Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don't have access to a hospital.

                      S 1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • camille@lemmy.mlC [email protected]

                        I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

                        It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

                        camille@lemmy.mlC 1 Reply Last reply
                        1
                        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                          This post did not contain any content.
                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            Y This user is from outside of this forum
                            Y This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #13

                            Since i've tried this. My pee can't get stronger or i will break walls.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #14

                              Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                                This post did not contain any content.
                                bebopalouie@lemmy.caB This user is from outside of this forum
                                bebopalouie@lemmy.caB This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #15

                                Ya sure. I would snap.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • 58008@lemmy.world5 [email protected]

                                  If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you're good to go.

                                  Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don't have access to a hospital.

                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #16

                                  Username checks out

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    K This user is from outside of this forum
                                    K This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #17

                                    Fuck, now i can't get up🫢

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    2
                                    • M [email protected]

                                      It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

                                      It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

                                      camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                                      camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #18

                                      Omg ok I get it! It's to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I'm so dumb

                                      M 1 Reply Last reply
                                      1
                                      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #19

                                        the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

                                        A amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA 2 Replies Last reply
                                        1
                                        • G [email protected]

                                          skankhunt42@lemmy.caS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          skankhunt42@lemmy.caS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #20

                                          I hate this so much. Let me send it to everyone I know.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          3
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups