Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. advertisement

advertisement

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
26 Posts 24 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    W This user is from outside of this forum
    W This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #2

    Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

    S F 2 Replies Last reply
    5
    • W [email protected]

      Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

      S This user is from outside of this forum
      S This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #3

      Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!

      venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV 1 Reply Last reply
      2
      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
        drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #4

        After a taste test I've concluded that my pee is strong enough.

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • S [email protected]

          Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!

          venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
          venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #5

          Gotta twist the legs the other way for that

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            S This user is from outside of this forum
            S This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #6

            I did that, now I don't need a powerwasher.

            1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              G This user is from outside of this forum
              G This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #7

              skankhunt42@lemmy.caS 1 Reply Last reply
              18
              • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                This post did not contain any content.
                T This user is from outside of this forum
                T This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #8

                That tile grout ain't gonna clean itself.

                1 Reply Last reply
                3
                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                  camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #9

                  I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

                  M 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    58008@lemmy.world5 This user is from outside of this forum
                    58008@lemmy.world5 This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #10

                    If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you're good to go.

                    Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don't have access to a hospital.

                    S 1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • camille@lemmy.mlC [email protected]

                      I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

                      M This user is from outside of this forum
                      M This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #11

                      It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

                      It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

                      camille@lemmy.mlC 1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #12

                        Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                          This post did not contain any content.
                          Y This user is from outside of this forum
                          Y This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #13

                          Since i've tried this. My pee can't get stronger or i will break walls.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          1
                          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            R This user is from outside of this forum
                            R This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #14

                            Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              bebopalouie@lemmy.caB This user is from outside of this forum
                              bebopalouie@lemmy.caB This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #15

                              Ya sure. I would snap.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • 58008@lemmy.world5 [email protected]

                                If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you're good to go.

                                Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don't have access to a hospital.

                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #16

                                Username checks out

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                                  This post did not contain any content.
                                  K This user is from outside of this forum
                                  K This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #17

                                  Fuck, now i can't get up🫢

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  2
                                  • M [email protected]

                                    It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

                                    It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

                                    camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    camille@lemmy.mlC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #18

                                    Omg ok I get it! It's to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I'm so dumb

                                    M 1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      T This user is from outside of this forum
                                      T This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #19

                                      the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

                                      A amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA 2 Replies Last reply
                                      1
                                      • G [email protected]

                                        skankhunt42@lemmy.caS This user is from outside of this forum
                                        skankhunt42@lemmy.caS This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #20

                                        I hate this so much. Let me send it to everyone I know.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        3
                                        • T [email protected]

                                          the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

                                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #21

                                          Learning two things in one sentence. Wow. Thank you for your input.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups