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    Since i've tried this. My pee can't get stronger or i will break walls.

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    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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      Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.

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      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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        Ya sure. I would snap.

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        • 58008@lemmy.world5 [email protected]

          If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you're good to go.

          Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don't have access to a hospital.

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          Username checks out

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          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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            Fuck, now i can't get up🫢

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              It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

              It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

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              Omg ok I get it! It's to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I'm so dumb

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                the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

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                  I hate this so much. Let me send it to everyone I know.

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                    the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

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                    Learning two things in one sentence. Wow. Thank you for your input.

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                    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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                      Photoshop in a piss stream exploding through his pants.

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                        the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

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                        It would've cost you nothing to keep this to yourself. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, y'know?

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                          Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

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                          "What kind of community you think this is?! Turn around and squat!"

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                          • camille@lemmy.mlC [email protected]

                            Omg ok I get it! It's to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I'm so dumb

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                            Nah, not dumb. It’s a ridiculous posture with lots of comic potential. Come on, Buster, let er rip!

                            I just happen to be an exercise nerd who enjoys ruining a good joke!

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