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And if so, one or both?

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
    snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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    And if one? How does one decide which?

    robocall@lemmy.worldR venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV blackn1ght@feddit.ukB fqqd@lemmy.ohaa.xyzF P 21 Replies Last reply
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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

      And if one? How does one decide which?

      robocall@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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      It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

      T snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS randomstickman@fedia.ioR E 4 Replies Last reply
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      • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

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        Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

          And if one? How does one decide which?

          venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
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          They go in and I mean in

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          • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

            And if one? How does one decide which?

            blackn1ght@feddit.ukB This user is from outside of this forum
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            Yup, all three balls.

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            • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

              snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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              People just dont understand men's anatomy

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                And if one? How does one decide which?

                fqqd@lemmy.ohaa.xyzF This user is from outside of this forum
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                One condom for each ball.

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                • blackn1ght@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                  Yup, all three balls.

                  snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?

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                  • fqqd@lemmy.ohaa.xyzF [email protected]

                    One condom for each ball.

                    snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)

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                    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                      I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?

                      blackn1ght@feddit.ukB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      Yeah probably, but your partner might think you're a bit crazy for doing that.

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                      • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

                        randomstickman@fedia.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?

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                        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                          And if one? How does one decide which?

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                          Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

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                          • blackn1ght@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                            Yup, all three balls.

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                            Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

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                            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                              And if one? How does one decide which?

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                              Are we supposed to put something else in?

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                                Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

                                heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

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                                • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                  And if one? How does one decide which?

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                                  Not just the condom, also the vagina.

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                                  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                    And if one? How does one decide which?

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                                    You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

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                                      Not just the condom, also the vagina.

                                      snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      Ew girls.

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                                      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                        And if one? How does one decide which?

                                        blackout@fedia.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

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                                        • blackout@fedia.ioB [email protected]

                                          I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

                                          snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can

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