Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. memes
  3. Creative Title

Creative Title

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved memes
memes
180 Posts 90 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • G [email protected]

    so hear me out.

    there's an entire continent of payment processors out there that are not American.

    just use one of those.

    problem solved for a few years.

    B This user is from outside of this forum
    B This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #30

    I'm not American and even I only know Visa and Mastercard. I know there used to be Maestro, but that was also owned by Mastercard. So what else is there that works globally?

    G 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • B [email protected]

      I'm not American and even I only know Visa and Mastercard. I know there used to be Maestro, but that was also owned by Mastercard. So what else is there that works globally?

      G This user is from outside of this forum
      G This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #31

      https://thefinrate.com/top-payment-processing-companies-in-the-eu/

      https://fintechmagazine.com/top10/top-10-payment-processors

      some are based in US, but there should be at least 10 from those two lists.

      B 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • S [email protected]

        i wonder if this is the shitgibbons in charge trying to drive up bitcoin prices seeing as how they just publicly bought a bunch of bitcoin.

        i know the payment processors have always been prudes but they are really doubling down and its only going to drive folks to crypto.

        edit: I don't think it's a good idea either but talk to anyone outside lemmy and ask if they understand the environmental impact of crypto and AI and they have no clue.

        I This user is from outside of this forum
        I This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #32

        If this really does drive people to crypto then I hope it goes to monero or a fork of it. Try blocking or tracking transactions then.

        1 Reply Last reply
        1
        • O [email protected]

          Undoing all the gains made during the sexual revolution. Conservatives taking us back to the puritanical dark ages.

          L This user is from outside of this forum
          L This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #33

          It's not even conservative any more. It's regressive.

          U _ 2 Replies Last reply
          16
          • T [email protected]

            Bitcoin is really bad for using as currency, due to the fact that there is a permanent, public ledger of all transactions. Why would you want anyone you pay to be able to see and trace every transaction you've ever made? Pay rent in bitcoin, now your landlord can calculate your spending and who you do transactions with. And yes, there are services that aggregate and obfuscate transactions in order to make them less traceable, but now you've just reinvented the same centralized payment processor system that the whole thing is supposed to be replacing... so... what's the point?

            Cash is good for using as currency.

            L This user is from outside of this forum
            L This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #34

            You can make intermediate wallets to obfuscate transfers, like throwaways, so the wallet that pays your rent is different from the one ordering a dragon dildo and it's hard to say if it's the same person, but it's a hassle and you'll get extra transaction fees.

            T K 2 Replies Last reply
            0
            • T [email protected]

              Bitcoin is really bad for using as currency, due to the fact that there is a permanent, public ledger of all transactions. Why would you want anyone you pay to be able to see and trace every transaction you've ever made? Pay rent in bitcoin, now your landlord can calculate your spending and who you do transactions with. And yes, there are services that aggregate and obfuscate transactions in order to make them less traceable, but now you've just reinvented the same centralized payment processor system that the whole thing is supposed to be replacing... so... what's the point?

              Cash is good for using as currency.

              L This user is from outside of this forum
              L This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #35

              so... what's the point?

              The point isn't anonymity, but independence and autonomy. It's hard to shut down and hard to tax. The banks/governments can't freeze your bitcoins, nor can they simply print more or regulate the value otherwise.

              T K 2 Replies Last reply
              1
              • sanctus@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Let's make a community run payment processor then. We'll valiantly process porn payments.

                venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
                venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #36

                Mastercard? No sorry, we only take WokeCoin 🤷‍♂️

                O 1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • G [email protected]

                  https://thefinrate.com/top-payment-processing-companies-in-the-eu/

                  https://fintechmagazine.com/top10/top-10-payment-processors

                  some are based in US, but there should be at least 10 from those two lists.

                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by [email protected]
                  #37

                  I know some of those, but they don't count.

                  Most of those are still just going to use Visa and Mastercard underneath to process payments by card... Since those are mostly all Visa or Mastercard. There are exceptions but those are regional.

                  There are a lot of "payment processors" but only 2 major card companies and that's an issue.

                  K 1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • B [email protected]

                    For now, they are targeting more niche “taboo” kinks like incest and bdsm. But as we’ve seen time and time again with bigoted, puritanical christofascists, they will not stop there. Next, they come for the queer content. My guess is furry stuff is next under the bad faith argument of “bestiality”, then more standard queer content, including tame non-erotic content. Finally, all erotic content.

                    Remember, everything sexual is sinful and evil unless its a straight white cis Christian married couple having joyless missionary sex for the purposes of procreation only.

                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #38

                    Valve has changed their content guidelines due to the requirements of the credit card processors. Itch.io, too. I wouldn't call Valve niche.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • L [email protected]

                      You can make intermediate wallets to obfuscate transfers, like throwaways, so the wallet that pays your rent is different from the one ordering a dragon dildo and it's hard to say if it's the same person, but it's a hassle and you'll get extra transaction fees.

                      T This user is from outside of this forum
                      T This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by [email protected]
                      #39

                      It's trivial to trace the funding of these "throwaways" to link them together... unless this entire system is supposed to just rely on using a standard bank account to fund them, which.... circling back to "so what's the point?" you could pay from that account directly to get the same benefits. Using bitcoin is completely redundant in that scenario

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • sanctus@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Let's make a community run payment processor then. We'll valiantly process porn payments.

                        C This user is from outside of this forum
                        C This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #40

                        Having worked in the payment industry, there is a lot of work to be done.

                        Even if you use the EMV standard, which almost all of the payment processor are based on, the challenge is to interface with the banks and making sure that every cards and terminals follow your standard.

                        And that's if you can convince banks to even accept you payment standard in the first place.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        1
                        • L [email protected]

                          so... what's the point?

                          The point isn't anonymity, but independence and autonomy. It's hard to shut down and hard to tax. The banks/governments can't freeze your bitcoins, nor can they simply print more or regulate the value otherwise.

                          T This user is from outside of this forum
                          T This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #41

                          The banks/governments can't freeze your bitcoins, nor can they simply print more or regulate the value otherwise.

                          You're just listing reasons why bitcoin sucks lol. Oh no!!! Flight risk criminals and terrorists had their accounts frozen!!! Oh no, ReGuLaTiOn BaD!!! Grow up.

                          Finite currencies (like gold/silver/bitcoin) are deflationary currencies and are genuinely absolutely terrible for an economy. That's why we don't use gold anymore.

                          W L K 3 Replies Last reply
                          3
                          • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                            Capitalism is actually the fix for this one for once. Just be the only payment processor that lets you buy anything legal. Demand for your services guarantees your success and the others die out.

                            Let’s see if republicans still like capitalism now.

                            K This user is from outside of this forum
                            K This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #42

                            Ah, and here is where the commenter learns that “capitalist” competitors have legislated their opponents out of business, bought them out, or colluded with them.

                            Oh, and it’s not just payment processors.

                            explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE 1 Reply Last reply
                            3
                            • B [email protected]

                              I know some of those, but they don't count.

                              Most of those are still just going to use Visa and Mastercard underneath to process payments by card... Since those are mostly all Visa or Mastercard. There are exceptions but those are regional.

                              There are a lot of "payment processors" but only 2 major card companies and that's an issue.

                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #43

                              I remember I was able to set up PayPal with direct bank account info. It’s not the most common scenario, and as long as they support Visa they’d be a target.

                              If one of those companies decided to dedicate their company to free speech, they might go bank transactions only, and cut out the cards. Admittedly, there’s probably dozens of other hurdles I’m not even aware of there.

                              B 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                                Mastercard? No sorry, we only take WokeCoin 🤷‍♂️

                                O This user is from outside of this forum
                                O This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #44

                                MasterbationCard

                                R 1 Reply Last reply
                                2
                                • stellarst0rm@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Not really a meme meme, but i felt like i had to :s

                                  P This user is from outside of this forum
                                  P This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #45

                                  Meanwhile the Pirelli calendar from 1984 ...

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • K [email protected]

                                    I remember I was able to set up PayPal with direct bank account info. It’s not the most common scenario, and as long as they support Visa they’d be a target.

                                    If one of those companies decided to dedicate their company to free speech, they might go bank transactions only, and cut out the cards. Admittedly, there’s probably dozens of other hurdles I’m not even aware of there.

                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #46

                                    Yeah, but then you give PayPal a whole bunch of control over your bank account. IIRC they can just withdraw whenever they want?

                                    With card payments, there's chargebacks for fraudulent transfers or if a vendor refuses a refund on fraudulent grounds. Those are just not a thing for bank transfers, at least not where I come from.

                                    Personally, most of the time I make a payment, it's a bank transfer (they're instant most of the time anyway between SEPA accounts and under 10k per transfer or whatever). But there are many benefits of a card payment. Others include: Collecting points (on credit cards in some countries, or something like a Revolut card on any plan other than the free one), purchase insurance, etc.

                                    People are always going to want to make card payments. We need better alternatives in the card company space, and standards to make sure every vendor can accept payments from every card type.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • O [email protected]

                                      MasterbationCard

                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #47

                                      That spelling normally infuriates me, but in service of the pun, we're going to have to allow it.

                                      O 1 Reply Last reply
                                      1
                                      • D [email protected]

                                        It's legal until someone challenges it in court and they say it isn't. Sue.

                                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #48

                                        Absolutely. I suspect the courts will find that if you are picky about what you allow, then you are responsible for it. It might force a push back to safe harbor type situations absolving them of caring about processing porn.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • stellarst0rm@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Not really a meme meme, but i felt like i had to :s

                                          mrslt@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                                          mrslt@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #49

                                          So, why doesn't some other payment processor step in to fill in the demand gap that the others are willfully abdicating?

                                          S 1 Reply Last reply
                                          4
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups