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  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    The best magic has a little bit of jank in it, and the worst jank is sometimes a little bit magical.

    if it's jank, and it works, it ain't jank.

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    If it's jank and it works, it's jank and you're lucky

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      They do deposit returns where I live. So you get them cents back for every can. There are people that make a couple of hundred bucks a month picking cans out of the ditches. There's like what? $50 in this picture? Either way he could have those gone in an hour for free if he knows a homeless person.

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      I used to collect cans over the summer with the high school soccer teams to raise money. There's more than fitty there

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        I bet that smelled fantastic.

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        The man smoked 3-4 packs of cigarettes a day, so that's all you could smell. Thankfully we didn't have to sleep there. My parents would have us stay at the motel/grocery/gas station/bar/restaurant/video store/boat rental/fish license place in town.

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          But "autism didn't exist back in my day" right?

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          • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

            I used to be a programmer and now I fix cars professionally, I feel like half of my professional life has been gazing upon some ancient work of dark magic and cussing loudly because I know I'm about to have to go in.

            The line between jank and wizardry is sometimes blurry. The best magic has a little bit of jank in it, and the worst jank is sometimes a little bit magical.

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            I just gave up and used copper RTV on the uneven collector pipes on a flat 4 engine. There was no way to properly align the left and right headers to the collector besides just fucking cranking on the bolts as a clamp held them in alignment.

            I felt shame for that one, and it’s off to the inspection station Monday now that it doesn’t leak. But you can see the Rtv sticking out. I give it a summer before it fails again. At best.

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              I just empty them, put them in a crate, then every monday empty the kitchen crate into my garage sack. When they're full i take 'em up to CDS

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              No stink, bugs, etc.?

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                “Left a couple of cases of empty alcohol bottles on the floor for a month….”

                “Then I got roaches from it! That’s how I knew my neighbors had cleanliness issues.”

                …….?

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                https://old.lemmy.world/comment/17371048

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                  i got rid of my coffee machine and switched to instant - explaining why would probably make you sick.

                  I have a French press so I don’t have to worry about brewing roach coffee.

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                  that's exactly what i use now when i'm not just lazy and drinking instant

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                    They do deposit returns where I live. So you get them cents back for every can. There are people that make a couple of hundred bucks a month picking cans out of the ditches. There's like what? $50 in this picture? Either way he could have those gone in an hour for free if he knows a homeless person.

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                    It can sometimes grow to quite a large fund for people.

                    Damian Gordon saved $46,000. He described it as a hobby for him. What a legend!

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                      https://old.lemmy.world/comment/17371048

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                      Omg that’s so gross.

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                      • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        But "autism didn't exist back in my day" right?

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                        It did, it just only got noticed in people who are intellectually disabled. That's the only kid I knew with autism growing up in the 80s who got diagnosed.

                        The son of a family friend obviously has Asperger's, he's a few years older than me, and his parents did have him tested back then and were told nothing was wrong, but I don't think they had that knowledge back then. He will ask me for a Coke Zero every ten minutes like clockwork when he comes over, polish it off and ask for another.

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                        • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          Lost my job around 2017 and it was real difficult to get a new one in the tech sector without a college degree. I lucked in to the one originally through professional connections. No such luck the next time after I got downsized.

                          So I ended up working at my local auto parts store to make ends meet in the meantime, and figured out that I actually really like fixing cars. It exercises the same sort of problem solving capacity but the problems you solve are usually a little less arcane. Made a few new connections including a guy who worked at an actual garage, got offered a position at that garage if I wanted it, and the rest is history.

                          I still dabble in programming as a hobby, but I enjoy working with my hands and the feeling of fixing a physical object is more fulfilling to me than fixing software. So here I stay (for now).

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                          Carpenter coder here. I like saving my code powers for my own beloved projects.

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                            Gazing upon skill beyond your comprehension: How the fuck does this work?

                            Gazing at unholy fuckery: How the fuck does this WORK?

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                            As someone guilty od doing unholy fuckery from time to time, I often look at my own work like that

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                              Is he that dumb and disgusting?

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                              • gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zoneG [email protected]

                                It can sometimes grow to quite a large fund for people.

                                Damian Gordon saved $46,000. He described it as a hobby for him. What a legend!

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                                That's his retirement fund.

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                                  It did, it just only got noticed in people who are intellectually disabled. That's the only kid I knew with autism growing up in the 80s who got diagnosed.

                                  The son of a family friend obviously has Asperger's, he's a few years older than me, and his parents did have him tested back then and were told nothing was wrong, but I don't think they had that knowledge back then. He will ask me for a Coke Zero every ten minutes like clockwork when he comes over, polish it off and ask for another.

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                                  When i was in 4th grade 31 years ago my teacher knew something was up and advised my mom to get me tested. The "test" was absolute garbage and i "passed" i was so happy. In hindsight i just wished that i got an ADHD diagnosis early

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                                    If your country had the German Pfand system where you pay 25 cent more per can and get it back if you return it, this would be expensive....

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                                    They would flush down the cans to own the libs.

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