A very curious situation indeed
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Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my "ass hole"
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
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butt plug
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People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
I think your username is more appropriate here
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Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
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Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
Some can
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Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
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Feral hogs
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butt plug
Mom please
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Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn't survive long anyway.
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Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare
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Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich
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Mom please
mommy? is that you?
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Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.
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Some can
Some do
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I've seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like
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I guess I'm going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.
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Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
Open wide
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Open wide
Damn, I just responded to a comment with the exact same thing. Great minds I guess
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I've seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like
I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt
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without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
