A very curious situation indeed

[ai_toothbrush@lemmy.zip]

Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.

[gates9@sh.itjust.works]

Feral hogs

[trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world]

Mom please

[onewomancreamteam@sh.itjust.works]

Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn't survive long anyway.

[beebarfbadger@lemmy.world]

If I may introduce: your newest nightmare
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle

[dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de]

Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich

[daggermoon@lemmy.world]

mommy? is that you?

[explodicle@sh.itjust.works]

Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.

[kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Some do

[ftbd@feddit.org]

I've seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like

[soapbox@lemmy.zip]

I guess I'm going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.

[mrshankles@reddthat.com]

Open wide

[mrshankles@reddthat.com]

Damn, I just responded to a comment with the exact same thing. Great minds I guess

[gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world]

I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

[i_fart_glitter@lemmy.world]

[halvar@lemy.lol]

are you my mommy?

[halvar@lemy.lol]

who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here

[yareckt@lemmynsfw.com]

Maybe I can keep riding trains until most of them have died from exhaustion.

[kshade@lemmy.world]