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A very curious situation indeed

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    butt plug

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    Mom please

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      Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.

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      Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn't survive long anyway.

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        Take a looong bath.

        Insects can’t survive under water

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        If I may introduce: your newest nightmare
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle

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          Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich

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            Mom please

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            mommy? is that you?

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              Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.

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                Some can

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                Some do

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                  I've seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like

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                    I guess I'm going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.

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                      Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.

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                      Open wide

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                        Open wide

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                        Damn, I just responded to a comment with the exact same thing. Great minds I guess

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                          I've seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like

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                          I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

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                            without a base without a trace

                            just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult

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                              mommy? is that you?

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                              are you my mommy?

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                                who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here

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                                  Maybe I can keep riding trains until most of them have died from exhaustion.

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