A very curious situation indeed
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Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
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Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That's genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I'm compelled to do it every single time.
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Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That's genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I'm compelled to do it every single time.
Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home
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Try not to finish too quickly
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Enjoy my last day on earth with a citronella candle up my ass
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Try not to finish too quickly
People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
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Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my "ass hole"
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
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butt plug
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People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
I think your username is more appropriate here
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Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
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Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
Some can
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Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
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Feral hogs
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butt plug
Mom please
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Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn't survive long anyway.
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Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare
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Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich
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Mom please
mommy? is that you?
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Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.
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Some can
Some do
