Let's play this game again
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Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height
You shapeshift, including your mind. When you change into a person, you take on all of their memories as well. You become a complete copy, and the old you simply ceases to exist. If you turn yourself into Donal Trump, there's just a random copy of the president sitting in your apartment, utterly confused about where he is or how he got there. And the ability to shapeshift was a power of your old body. The new one can't shapeshift.
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your body still decays
Eastwick!
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It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.
There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea
RIP Scoot
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
How are you planning to ever have sex?
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When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
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I can shit at will
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
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You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD
Sheesh. Remember everything since using a condom does not sound that bad.
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But only spelling or grammar mistakes.
How about word choice? We got a homophone situation here.
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Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
Neurotypical?
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How are you planning to ever have sex?
I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
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how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?
Slow down time enough that I trip for 8 hours and it's only been a minute. Awesome
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But it's a currency you cannot spend or convert.
That isn't money then.
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I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
Oof, extra tight
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being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
You are incapable of being anything other than extremely happy no matter the circumstances.Having a serious discussion with a loved one? Getting laid off? Funerals?
You're happy!
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
But all the fictional characters are in the stories as victims. Your name effectively replaces the term "florida man".
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infinite money
Anything you buy / invest becomes worthless to you
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Just gimme photographic memory.
You relive the bad parts of your life every time before bed.
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Your DnD groups are all incredibly hot and sexually uninhibited, but none of them will date you because they can always get great sex, whereas you are the best at being a DM. They also steal any one you want to date because they want you do do nothing but be there for them.
That seems oddly specific and personal.
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Telekinesis
You get one hell of a migraine every time you use it.
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The ability to the cat
