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    Teleportation.

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      The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.

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      Time is accelerated in your space such that you age a year for every day spent there.

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        I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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        Everyone knows where the gold is stored.

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          You can only manipulate one particle at a time.

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            Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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              You become the character. The character becomes you in the real world.

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              And the character, obviously unaware of this, inevitably tries to use their powers and gets your body killed... Preventing you from ever switching back. As this can happen repeatedly, you are doomed to multiverse jumping to random people's lives until your death... Leaving a trail of ruined out of place lives behind you.

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                Teleportation.

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                You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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                  Teleportation.

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                  Each time you teleport, a random person you know personally (and who knows you) gets teleported to the place you were

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                    Each time you teleport, a random person you know personally (and who knows you) gets teleported to the place you were

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                    Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient

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                      Oh no! My number of superpowers has reduced from 0 to 0!

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                      Zero sum game

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                        Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient

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                        No, that would be too easy haha, sorry

                        Finally a superpower that’s nice for people who are isolated and have no contact with anyone

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                          Shoot butts out my laser

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                            You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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                            So, it's like the Pipe in Mario Party ?

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                              it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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                              I see no flaws in this plan

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                                You become blind and deaf when invisible.

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                                Also very screamy

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                                  Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient

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                                  Do I have a cooldown, or can I just start repeatedly teleporting inside my basement?

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                                    Invisibility

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                                    You're only invisible to yourself. Everyone else can still see you, but your real power is that they are polite about this dude who is, from their perspective, pretending to be invisible and just ignore you to be kind.

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                                      Every time you do it, you land on a poop

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                                      And not like a little dog scat either. We're talking the entire football team ate some bad vichysoise and it hit them during practice and that pile is where you land. Every godsdamn time. You're starting to wonder if it's the same pile.

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                                        You can only teleport your body. Meaning you will always arrive naked.

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                                        Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?

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                                          Wouldn't it be more like:
                                          Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories
                                          Since you would need to get that energy from somewhere

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                                          So you'd be interpolating between a keg-shaped dwarf and slenderman; sounds nice, too

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