Let's play this game again
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The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
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being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
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Invisibility
You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you've eaten, pee... All can be seen though.
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being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
nausea, diarrhea, indigestion, loss of appetite, increased sweating, shaking or trembling, decreased appetite, inability to ejaculate, and decreased libido.
Oh and projectile vomiting if you miss a dose, messed up sleep if you take it to late in the day, falling asleep at your desk if you take it too early.
Brain jolts, anxiety, vomiting when you try to come back off it.
https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sertraline/side-effects-of-sertraline/
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infinite money
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I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
You have ADHD
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The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
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being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.
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being happy
I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.
You are now a Golden Lab. Occasionally you remember being human, but then you see a stick you want to play with.
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Just gimme photographic memory.
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The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
Your DnD groups are all incredibly hot and sexually uninhibited, but none of them will date you because they can always get great sex, whereas you are the best at being a DM. They also steal any one you want to date because they want you do do nothing but be there for them.
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I can shit at will
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
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Will to live
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Just gimme photographic memory.
You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.
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Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
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Mind reading
All thoughts are formatted in .docx
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I can shit at will
Will changes his name
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I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
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Invisibility
You become blind and deaf when invisible.
