I just get ads for antidepressants
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I'm forced to assume that you are now surprisingly attractive, as well. That's the way out goes with the person I never noticed in school.
Of course, part of it might be that my definition of attractive grew up to be a lot healthier than it was when I was a kid.
I'm flattered! I have less hair, no beard, and a lot more muscle.
Unfortunately my ex-wife really fucked with my self-image so I don't actually know how attractive I am or not. Plus I'm like anti-photogenic, I just can't get a good picture.
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Did you watch Iron Man 3, too? Just don't go full-Killian.
Yes I have, but I hope not to.
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The hound also doesn't get DM's about cryptocurrency
I can only imagine the crypto pitch to the hound.
A proper "fuck off" from him would be swift.
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I quit Facebook and changed my name. The only messages from people I knew in high school are old friends texting to catch up from time to time. It's nice
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I don't get DMs because no one recognizes me.
I literally walked into a bar with 14-15 men and women from my graduating class. I recognized and named each one. Not a single one of them recognized me.
I can blend in with a fed, doctor, magat, retail employee, door sales man.
For a long time the invisibility was painful.
But recently I realize, it can have a lot of power too.
I had the opposite problem. 5 years and a new gender after high school people were recognizing me basically immediately. Like I looked pretty different…
I've come to accept that it's because I have a large and distinct presence, which is a blessing and a curse.
If you're ever interested in developing more presence, try performing the role of yourself. It's the same as being yourself but you ham it up a bit. Exaggerate the fun bits so the audience in the back can see. I noticed I do that instinctively while trying to learn to blend in.
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Becky's were before Karen.
"Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt!"
Thanks Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Fun fact I learned recently: The band The Presidents of the United States of America did a collab with Sir Mix-A-Lot under the name Subset
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I quit Facebook and changed my name. The only messages from people I knew in high school are old friends texting to catch up from time to time. It's nice
changed my name
In real life or just in socials? If in real life, damn that's some dedication!
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I solved this problem for life by going to my 10 year reunion (a mostly Mormon town). I only went because I happened to be on a motorcycle trip in the region with a girlfriend, a certified Freaky-Chick
️.I had my own bike, but chose to ride on the back of hers to add extra confusion.
Just to be sure I was not included any more, I loudly proposed we wait at least 25 years for another when the choices presented were 5 or 10 years for the next one.
I did something similar, was deep in the gothic scene at the time, put on my best makeup and goth bling, came with my equally goth gf, and behaved pretty out of it. My school time was hell, so it was fair retribution.
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changed my name
In real life or just in socials? If in real life, damn that's some dedication!
It's not why I changed my name, but it was a nice perk
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Am I the only one that read DM as Dungeon Master? I thought it was cool that they each discovered the joys of DnD after graduating.
So you uh, aren't getting these DMs I'm guessing?
