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    I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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      To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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      No you haven't.

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        Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn't think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.

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        GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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          Now wait a gosh darn minute! You didn't even inform us that brown and white cow eggs will hatch a chocolate milk cow.

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            Those are obviously corn eggs.

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              Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn't think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.

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                Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

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                  I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                  Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.

                  QED

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                    Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                    From the bull. Duh.

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                      I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                      Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                        New version with better quality and in superior dark mode

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                          Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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                          Have you considered they might be two people?

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                            That’s an Österreich egg.

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                              That’s an Österreich egg.

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                              I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                                Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                                From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                                  GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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                                  And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

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                                    I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                                    Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                                      Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                                      There's an even closer term in English, "reach," similar in meaning to "realm."

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                                        I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                                        Tell that to Archie Duke.

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                                          I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                                          Found the Norman.

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