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    Those are obviously corn eggs.

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      Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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        Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn't think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.

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        Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

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          I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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          Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.

          QED

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            Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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            From the bull. Duh.

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              I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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              Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                New version with better quality and in superior dark mode

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                  Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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                  Have you considered they might be two people?

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                    That’s an Österreich egg.

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                      That’s an Österreich egg.

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                      I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                        Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                        From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                          GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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                          And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

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                            I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                            Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                              Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                              There's an even closer term in English, "reach," similar in meaning to "realm."

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                                I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                                Tell that to Archie Duke.

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                                  I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                                  Found the Norman.

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                                    Have you considered they might be two people?

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                                    Or two monsters.

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                                      Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                                      So you're suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

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                                        From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                                        Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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