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    Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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      Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn't think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.

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      Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

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        I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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        Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.

        QED

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          Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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          From the bull. Duh.

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            I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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            Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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              New version with better quality and in superior dark mode

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                Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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                Have you considered they might be two people?

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                  That’s an Österreich egg.

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                    That’s an Österreich egg.

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                    I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                      Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                      From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                        GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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                        And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

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                          I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                          Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                            Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                            There's an even closer term in English, "reach," similar in meaning to "realm."

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                              I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                              Tell that to Archie Duke.

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                                I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                                Found the Norman.

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                                  Have you considered they might be two people?

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                                  Or two monsters.

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                                    Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                                    So you're suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

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                                      From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                                      Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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                                          "Testicles".

                                          They're called "testicles".

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