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    Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn't think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.

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    Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

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      I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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      Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.

      QED

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      • R [email protected]

        Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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        From the bull. Duh.

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          I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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          Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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            New version with better quality and in superior dark mode

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            • S [email protected]

              Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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              Have you considered they might be two people?

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                That’s an Österreich egg.

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                  That’s an Österreich egg.

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                  I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                    Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                    From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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                      And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

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                        I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                        Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                        • R [email protected]

                          Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                          There's an even closer term in English, "reach," similar in meaning to "realm."

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                            I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                            Tell that to Archie Duke.

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                            • T [email protected]

                              I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                              Found the Norman.

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                                Have you considered they might be two people?

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                                Or two monsters.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                                  So you're suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

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                                    From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                                    Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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                                        "Testicles".

                                        They're called "testicles".

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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                                          DeepSeek handled it well.

                                          Conclusion

                                          Biologically, neither rabbits nor cows produce eggs, so size comparisons are irrelevant. Culturally, decorative rabbit-themed eggs range from 2 to 9 inches, while "cow eggs" are purely fictional. For real egg sizes, bird species like chickens (2.5 inches) or cowbirds (0.8 inches) offer better reference points

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