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    I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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    Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.

    QED

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      Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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      From the bull. Duh.

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        I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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        Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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          New version with better quality and in superior dark mode

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            Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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            Have you considered they might be two people?

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              That’s an Österreich egg.

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                That’s an Österreich egg.

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                I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                  Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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                  From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                    GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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                    And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

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                      I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                      Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                        Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                        There's an even closer term in English, "reach," similar in meaning to "realm."

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                        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                          Tell that to Archie Duke.

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                            I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                            Found the Norman.

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                              Have you considered they might be two people?

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                              Or two monsters.

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                                Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                                So you're suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

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                                  From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                                  Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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                                      "Testicles".

                                      They're called "testicles".

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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                                        DeepSeek handled it well.

                                        Conclusion

                                        Biologically, neither rabbits nor cows produce eggs, so size comparisons are irrelevant. Culturally, decorative rabbit-themed eggs range from 2 to 9 inches, while "cow eggs" are purely fictional. For real egg sizes, bird species like chickens (2.5 inches) or cowbirds (0.8 inches) offer better reference points

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                                          Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

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