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    Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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    Have you considered they might be two people?

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      That’s an Österreich egg.

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        That’s an Österreich egg.

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        I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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          Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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          From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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            GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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            And probably made of chocolate? I can see where they might have picked that one up.

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              I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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              Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to "Ost"- Eastern + "Reich"-empire.

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                There's an even closer term in English, "reach," similar in meaning to "realm."

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                  I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                  Tell that to Archie Duke.

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                    I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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                    Found the Norman.

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                      Have you considered they might be two people?

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                      Or two monsters.

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                        Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don't make no dang sense.

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                        So you're suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

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                          From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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                          Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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                              "Testicles".

                              They're called "testicles".

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                                To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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                                DeepSeek handled it well.

                                Conclusion

                                Biologically, neither rabbits nor cows produce eggs, so size comparisons are irrelevant. Culturally, decorative rabbit-themed eggs range from 2 to 9 inches, while "cow eggs" are purely fictional. For real egg sizes, bird species like chickens (2.5 inches) or cowbirds (0.8 inches) offer better reference points

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                                  Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    "Testicles".

                                    They're called "testicles".

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                                    Oof. For a moment I thought these were kidney stones.

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                                      Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro

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                                        I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                                        You misspelled Australia.

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                                          You misspelled Australia.

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                                          I just learned "Australia" is "Australien" in German. So why isn't "Austria" "Austrien?"

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