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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

    From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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    Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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        "Testicles".

        They're called "testicles".

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          To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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          DeepSeek handled it well.

          Conclusion

          Biologically, neither rabbits nor cows produce eggs, so size comparisons are irrelevant. Culturally, decorative rabbit-themed eggs range from 2 to 9 inches, while "cow eggs" are purely fictional. For real egg sizes, bird species like chickens (2.5 inches) or cowbirds (0.8 inches) offer better reference points

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            Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

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              "Testicles".

              They're called "testicles".

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              Oof. For a moment I thought these were kidney stones.

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                Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro

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                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there's no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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                  You misspelled Australia.

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                    You misspelled Australia.

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                    I just learned "Australia" is "Australien" in German. So why isn't "Austria" "Austrien?"

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                      To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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                      I was recently reminded how stupid ChatGPT is. I was translating some slang from Danish into English that I couldn't really find a satisfactory solution for myself. ChatGPT full on hallucinate every single fucking prompt for these slang translations nad I ended up turning to one of my colleagues instead and ask him how he would translate the slang instead and he immediately came up with a very funny and accurate translation that fit the context so much better.

                      The hallucinations that chaptgpt came up with were not just incorrect, it also started going into made up explanations of the history of this slang word and how it is used normally in Danish speech and how it is a compliment. In reality the slangword was a word I had made up, that fit with the context I was using it for, is NOT a compliment and is very much not something people have a history of saying in normal Danish speech. It's something that if you say it, most people will get what you mean, but it isn't something people say.

                      But thank you chatgpt for your creative writing session. It was a very disappointing experience.

                      Generally whenever anything related to translations to Danish when using American tech has always been absolutely fucking terrible. Everything is, of course, seen through the lense of American contexts so when you're Danish and using shit like Word, you always have to remember how the program thinks in English even if it's supposedly installed in Danish.

                      Google docs are especially terrible at this.

                      Chat GPT is next level terrible if you move even an inch away from clinical, Danish. I can't imagine how chatgpt would handle Southern Jut or any type of Danish dialect, really.

                      And when you're me, trying to translate a story that uses dialects, slang, fictional slang, broken Danish and normal Danish, you just have to accept that chatgpt is largely useless for anything other than translating at basic bitch level.

                      In a way that makes me feel comforted. All that fancy tech and they still aren't anywhere close to human.

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                        Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

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                        Clearly these are free range marshmallows.

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                        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          I just learned "Australia" is "Australien" in German. So why isn't "Austria" "Austrien?"

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                          Don't tell them that I told you, but Germans are illiterate. They also think V sounds like F and stuff.

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                            Oof. For a moment I thought these were kidney stones.

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                            It's fresh mozzarella

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                              Don't tell them that I told you, but Germans are illiterate. They also think V sounds like F and stuff.

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                              V sounds like F and F also sounds like F. But I really can't throw stones from my English glass house considering what a mess my language is.

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                                V sounds like F and F also sounds like F. But I really can't throw stones from my English glass house considering what a mess my language is.

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                                They also use a handicapped B for the double S = ß
                                Tsk tsk. Silly Germans, but yes, one must not throw stones in their little glass houses. My native tongue, Danish, is also very nonsensical in differnet ways, but don't tell the Swedish that I told you that.

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                                  I just learned "Australia" is "Australien" in German. So why isn't "Austria" "Austrien?"

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                                  Because the english decided that österreich was too hard to pronounce

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                                    Ostriches are cows?

                                    Learn something new every day, I guess

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                                      Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

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                                      • jaymesrs@literature.cafeJ [email protected]

                                        Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

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                                        These are the tampons they stick into female bulls.

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                                          the fact there will be people who believe this 😂

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