Cow eggs
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Don't tell them that I told you, but Germans are illiterate. They also think V sounds like F and stuff.
V sounds like F and F also sounds like F. But I really can't throw stones from my English glass house considering what a mess my language is.
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V sounds like F and F also sounds like F. But I really can't throw stones from my English glass house considering what a mess my language is.
They also use a handicapped B for the double S = ß
Tsk tsk. Silly Germans, but yes, one must not throw stones in their little glass houses. My native tongue, Danish, is also very nonsensical in differnet ways, but don't tell the Swedish that I told you that. -
I just learned "Australia" is "Australien" in German. So why isn't "Austria" "Austrien?"
Because the english decided that österreich was too hard to pronounce
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Ostriches are cows?
Learn something new every day, I guess
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Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.
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Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.
These are the tampons they stick into female bulls.
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the fact there will be people who believe this
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Ostriches are cows?
Learn something new every day, I guess
Ever seen an Ostrich in person, holy cow is one of your first thoughts. We can't all be wrong.... Well we are, but you know, maybe
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You don't see them selling these because we only eat its contents - the milk, and the milk cartons are easier to transport than the whole egg.
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Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.
That's just the Holstein variety of cow egg. They come in all colors
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I was recently reminded how stupid ChatGPT is. I was translating some slang from Danish into English that I couldn't really find a satisfactory solution for myself. ChatGPT full on hallucinate every single fucking prompt for these slang translations nad I ended up turning to one of my colleagues instead and ask him how he would translate the slang instead and he immediately came up with a very funny and accurate translation that fit the context so much better.
The hallucinations that chaptgpt came up with were not just incorrect, it also started going into made up explanations of the history of this slang word and how it is used normally in Danish speech and how it is a compliment. In reality the slangword was a word I had made up, that fit with the context I was using it for, is NOT a compliment and is very much not something people have a history of saying in normal Danish speech. It's something that if you say it, most people will get what you mean, but it isn't something people say.
But thank you chatgpt for your creative writing session. It was a very disappointing experience.
Generally whenever anything related to translations to Danish when using American tech has always been absolutely fucking terrible. Everything is, of course, seen through the lense of American contexts so when you're Danish and using shit like Word, you always have to remember how the program thinks in English even if it's supposedly installed in Danish.
Google docs are especially terrible at this.
Chat GPT is next level terrible if you move even an inch away from clinical, Danish. I can't imagine how chatgpt would handle Southern Jut or any type of Danish dialect, really.
And when you're me, trying to translate a story that uses dialects, slang, fictional slang, broken Danish and normal Danish, you just have to accept that chatgpt is largely useless for anything other than translating at basic bitch level.
In a way that makes me feel comforted. All that fancy tech and they still aren't anywhere close to human.
Mongolbenzin?
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First, assume a spherical cow.
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No way, cows are marsupials.
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So you're suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?
How else would they do it?
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DeepSeek handled it well.
Conclusion
Biologically, neither rabbits nor cows produce eggs, so size comparisons are irrelevant. Culturally, decorative rabbit-themed eggs range from 2 to 9 inches, while "cow eggs" are purely fictional. For real egg sizes, bird species like chickens (2.5 inches) or cowbirds (0.8 inches) offer better reference points
Cow and rabbit eggs aren’t fictional, they’re just really small and don’t have hard shells.
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Clearly you've never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.
These round hay bales are actually illegal.
The cows can’t get a square meal.
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How else would they do it?
Something involving coconuts and migrating.
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Clearly these are free range marshmallows.
specifically, adult marshmallows. you may not know it, but to be edible marshmallows have to be eaten while they’re young and small.
kinda like asparagus
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I remember.
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Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.
The ones I have seen were dark brown.
Edit: Sorry those were chocolate milk cow eggs, my bad.
