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When you check the 'finished' project from the guy who bounced early for vacation

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      It's just a matter of cutting and adding some mortar.

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        You opened a completed project. There's your first problem there.
        Status/Ticket closed = not my problem.

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          "Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "

          (Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")

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            It's just a matter of cutting and adding some mortar.

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            Found the manager

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              Found the manager

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              You should be on this meeting already. Why were you losing time looking?

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