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A guide for our friends outside the U.S.

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    Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.

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    #17

    For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.

    12 inches = 1 foot

    3 feet = 1 yard

    22 yards = 1 chain

    10 chains = 1 furlong

    8 furlongs = 1 mile

    3 miles = 1 league

    And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:

    1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre

    Edit: bruh.

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      0°C - pretty cold

      100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass

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      100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.

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        100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.

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        Agreed, I just wanted to use same exact numbers as OP

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          Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.

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          Surely you can’t be serious‽

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            Back when I took trigonometry, they taught me positive was counterclockwise.

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            Another American thing maybe? Always been clockwise for me

            Edit: ah duck me, trig goes the other way round, forgot, everything else is clockwise tho

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              Surely you can’t be serious‽

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              Yes, and don't call the Shirley

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                0°C - pretty cold

                100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass

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                0°C - water go hard
                100°C - water make funny bubbles

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                  Another American thing maybe? Always been clockwise for me

                  Edit: ah duck me, trig goes the other way round, forgot, everything else is clockwise tho

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                  #24

                  Yeah, if positive was clockwise in trig, y = sin x would have a negative slope at x = 0, which I guess Albert Sine found distasteful.

                  (I made up Albert Sine. I don't know that there's anyone specific we can attribute the invention of trigonometric functions to. But I like to imagine him sitting at a desk scribbling right triangles by candle light and scratching his head as to how he'd go about actually calculating the sine, cosine, tangent, arcsine, arccosine, etc of various arbitrary values within his lifetime.)

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                    Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.

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                    Das hat er wohl aus unerFAHRENHEIT gemacht!

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                      Das hat er wohl aus unerFAHRENHEIT gemacht!

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                      I had to use Google Translate creatively to get this joke, but I'm delighted none the less.

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