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      AnD HoW Do YoU ExPeCt Us To LoCaTe ThEsE StUpId LiTtLe CoUnTrIeS LiKe IdK GeRmAny WhEn YoU cAnT EvEn FiGuRe OuT MiD-WeSt

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        Austria 🤣

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          They’re all the same anyway…

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            Could have just scrawled "Dumpster Fire" across the whole thing and been accurate.

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              This was a well informed European in reality we only know Texas, California, Alaska and Florida. Some would add Utah because everyone is feared about these guys with a strange bible, called Mongos or something.

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                This was a well informed European in reality we only know Texas, California, Alaska and Florida. Some would add Utah because everyone is feared about these guys with a strange bible, called Mongos or something.

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                Basically no Europeans would put Austria as a US state. It's fake.

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                  Pennsylvania is very angry you called them New Jersey lmfao. I'm glad we got more farm land though. Make the biggest garden state woooooo

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                    Could have just scrawled "Dumpster Fire" across the whole thing and been accurate.

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                    Meth Lab

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                      as an american, looks about right

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                        Ok but why do you know where Washington is...?

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                          They’re all the same anyway…

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                          Most informed euro

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                            you could probably apply the Hawaii statement to the entire US

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                              They’re all the same anyway…

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                              That’s why I always thought they’d have an affinity for all those little states up in the corner that can’t be real. Firstly, Europe has more than its Sahara of tiny countries that can’t be real. Secondly but most importantly, we’re often accused by right wing media as “European”, as if it were a slur. Yes, we have better health care, better quality of life, better education systems, better god damn trains. Yes, we still have many quaint little towns organized around a Common - I don’t know if Europe deserves the credit, but not being car-centric is apparently not American

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                                Ok but why do you know where Washington is...?

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                                It's where the surface-to-air missiles (*cough* boeing *cough*) are made

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                                  Most informed euro

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                                  Is there no USAians with a sense of humour?

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                                    It's where the surface-to-air missiles (*cough* boeing *cough*) are made

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                                    I thought those were air-to-surface missiles?

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                                      Basically no Europeans would put Austria as a US state. It's fake.

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                                      No shit Sherlock!

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                                        I love how you can see where OP started out, and where they ended.

                                        This provided a solid three minutes of genuine entertainment. Thank you for sharing

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                                          Damn Detroit just went up and conquered Arkansas. That’s what you fancy mother fuckers in Fayetteville get for only putting Walmart in the burbs!

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