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HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron

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      Accurate

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        This sent a bad chill along my spine. PTSD.

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          I look at this smile and think "There is no HR in Ba Sing Se"

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            I got an invite for a meeting the next morning. I was like "they wouldn't be that stupid, right?". Well, they were. I had time to prepare something funny but I was disarmed by their stupidity.

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              Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?

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                Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?

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                Haha I tried that one, because I was legitimately too swamped and management got very upset.

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                  That smile. That damned smile.

                  I think this is their mask.

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                    That smile. That damned smile.

                    I think this is their mask.

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                    Do they get special training on how to lie with a straight face?

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                      Brb, backing up my script folder and deleting anything I haven't already shared with the team

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                        I don't get it, why does she need these projects for?

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                          Do they get special training on how to lie with a straight face?

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                          I know a couple hr people personally, and they speak in a kind of coded manner at work. Some of them will legitimately try to help you out, but of course the nature of their profession means they can never be a true ally. Not for long, anyway.

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                            I don't get it, why does she need these projects for?

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                            When you get fired they need to re-assign your work to others so they want to know what you're working on.

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                              I don't get it, why does she need these projects for?

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                              To onboard your replacement after you get fired at 4pm.

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                                In my previous company, at about 9PM, about half the company got an invite for a 9AM meeting, and the other half for a 10AM meeting, we saw all the name in our invite of course. Let's say the evening was hard, to guess which group was staying and which group was fired! I was in the "stay" group, this repeated every quarter and after 3 or 4 quarters it was my turn to be in the fire group, the next quarter they closed the company and fired the remaining employees.

                                The HR lady was like the picture.

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                                  I know a couple hr people personally, and they speak in a kind of coded manner at work. Some of them will legitimately try to help you out, but of course the nature of their profession means they can never be a true ally. Not for long, anyway.

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                                  I've been friends with HR people at a number of jobs. They generally party hard. I've also always had the understanding that if they have to walk me we'd be professional about it. I've never been let go.

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                                    It is always tempting to try to justify one's position and get out of being laid-off/fired.

                                    The decision has been made by those that "know your position", or your manager is being let go next.

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                                      It has to be a Friday too.

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                                        Where the fuck do y'all work that your HR "rep" looks like Anne Hathaway? Every company I worked for had a lady that looked like she retired after thirty years of proctoring detentions at a public highschool.

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                                          I don't get it, why does she need these projects for?

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                                          I'm guessing this is about perceived performance issues, potential or realized. But I'm not sure at all. I've never dealt with something like this. Only a few places I've worked have even had a proper HR department.

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