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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Cmon pls guys

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    linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nzL
    So let's say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.
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    Melancholy

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    Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
  • daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.comD

    Make it stop

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    Yes, and what part of not having cops or a government with authrity to reduce certain peoples' freedom would prevent assholes from creating perceived crises to take advantage of?
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Alternatively

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    Once for each hand, obviously
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    This is gonna go well... right?

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    To an extent but this was primarily over trade and it's on me for forgetting to mention the Trade Federation and stuff. I'm not actually sure who had more money because everything always seemed painted to be fairly even. So many parties on either side were backing that the finances got really muddy really fast.
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...

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    Jesus fucking Christ, just proofread shit before you post it, so you don't look like a fucking retarded monkey bashing away at a keyboard.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Mind virus

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    [image: 45991f92-105c-4108-a39b-cf3ec9317644_text.gif]
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Bugs

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    So... that's a no?
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Drama man

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Hello there

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  • A

    TLDR on this bs?

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    Ahh gotcha
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Peak male form

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    Wait, what?
  • milfoski@lemmy.worldM

    Trump-Musk: then came the time to consummate

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    Hey — I drew an alternate version today, just for you. Curious if it works better than the first one. Let me know. [image: 7f7c5882-7ff5-4dbf-aa0a-710ae11fe5f1.png]
  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN

    I've achieved comedy!

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    Because blue screen of death would really mean death?
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Mysteries of the Universe

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    If it was lemmy dot ml, then you likely criticized Xi Jinping, and apparently Xi Jinping is equal to all Chinese people.
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    Some secrets are kept better hidden than others

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    If I had to guess, I'd assume there was bricks once surrounding the cinderblock nightmare. You wouldn't want a hollow brick pillar so I could see someone just shoving a cinderblock pieces in the middle as they worked their way up, never really expecting it to be seen on its own. That isn't the right way to make a pillar like this, but I'm sure this was a string of mistakes and at the end it was some poor bricklayer who had to figure it out with what he had on hand.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Progressive values clashing

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    People's Colour of Skin?
  • pm_me_vintage_30s@lemmy.sdf.orgP

    Press F to pay respects

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    What happens if I don't change ?
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    ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/abdc124d-4c9b-40c4-9a5c-3d55cf4c8e33.png)

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    If I wanted to have a maximally downvoted post, how would I go about accomplishing that?

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    Claiming a basic false thing as something true and saying that everyone keeps trying to gaslight you might work. Same as the stackexchange effect, people will engage to correct you more than anything else. Making it relate to insulting a large group would probably help too ig.