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    You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it

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      only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open

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        Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

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          "SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"

          whimpers

          "Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."

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            One armed people can't consent.

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              Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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                A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.

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                Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.

                Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an "official" 90s event Mew though!

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                  Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.

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                  This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I'll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

                  Same for this. Oh no, she won't consent? Then we're doing it raw!

                  ^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

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                    Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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                    The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.

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                      All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)

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                      Once for each hand, obviously 😅

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