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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


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Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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9.Ten Forward

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  • Always a pleasure reading Google Reviews of myself

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  • el chud

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  • Informative review

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    Just pick the one that looks like it has the flavors you enjoy, then that's usually it, unless there is an option to pick sugar / ice amounts. In Berlin they also let you pick what "bubbles" you wanted : you had the classic boba with some flavour inside them, but also chunks of jelly, or what I guess was tapioca pearls (more chunky, no juice inside). Or you do like I always did in China : point to the one that looks best and hope for the best
  • Wizard Maxxing

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    Is this the fabled old man yaoi I've been hearing about?
  • Friendly reminder: fix your posture, friends.

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    guilty as charged
  • la cars 2 no es canom.

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    Still dont know where I can do that on jerboa
  • What does this mean?

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    Wait, is this real?
  • BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv

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    He might be commuting
  • Just reheating my pizza

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    All the people saying to use x thing. This is clearly in a hotel room, otherwise OP would have had other options. And OP? You monster! The next person to use that iron is bound to be some broke graduate, who have spent their last money traveling for a job interview, and now you've destroyed their only decent button down shirt.
  • Welcome to the 90s - you're lucky you even have pads over the springs

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  • Asleep at the switch

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    THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
  • leading ai company

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    It's generally the length of short sprints (blocks of time where some tasks have been estimated/committed for) If you're deploying a new version more frequently than that it's usually either putting out fires & hot fixing, or someone fucked up the pipeline and now any commit will immediately be deployed straight to prod
  • I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing

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    it's pretty weird that no company seems to have thought to just make a cheap minimal smartphone with a big battery and removable back cover, running a feature phone-esque modified android feature phones just aren't really feasible to use for most people these days, but that doesn't mean the only alternatives have to be phones that try to wow you with 5 billion gigapixel AI enabled cameras
  • AI Porn

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    We dont have a holodeck... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdf4duQeNM
  • Creating dogs

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    wake up and, smell the asses..
  • Tasty

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    And to be clear, you are correct to not want to search it.
  • It's almost here

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    No, but one may break into your car to shelter from a tech bro trying to hunt them for sport/get vc funding by telling random strangers about how violating labor and environmental law is actually very innovative and requires an app.
  • A Polish jalapeño pastry

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    Bee is stored in the pastries
  • Youtube beef

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    in the more traditional sense Indias current government has fewer degrees of separation from hitler than italy's.
  • Chevy has a hot new model!

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    APB tried it, failed, became freemium. Tried it as freemium, understood why it failed. Game under-delivered compared to trailer that promised way more complex interactions in the city. Was like the CyberPunk 2077 of its time lol