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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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    It's funny to see more people get riled up about it when there are far more associations with 88th other than Nazis.

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  • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY

    Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer

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    Why are you even on this platform? Go enjoy LinkedIn where you can suck up to your ceo daddy’s
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    248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics

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    Sweet Jesus, I can well imagine, except for the scale on account of some whales being school bus-sized. Rotten rodents don't hold a candle given the 1000:1 or more ratio. [image: a6bf665c-0479-4434-9b0a-6e9ee7a9cc34.jpeg]
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    stay safe

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    Despite all my rage
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    BLUD

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    apytele@sh.itjust.worksA
    I have a study Notebook on esoteric spirituality that includes choice quotes. This is the quote for the reversed Knight of swords.
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    No weirdo's please

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    In my first year of university, I had an English professor who went on a long rant about people using apostrophes incorrectly. They said they once had a student put an apostrophe in the word "as", presumably because the s looked lonely. They said these are the people who are gonna be working at the grocery store, writing signs saying "apple's 50% off"
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    Yes, it legitimately is an accessibility nightmare.

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    música

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    "Sorry, kind metal folk, I have a 'happy door', which is a closed door, plese, come in through the window & tell me more about these thrashy metallurgic arts you mentioned."
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    Buying bread

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    blinfabian@feddit.nlB
    NEIN NEIN NEIN
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    I'm not ashamed

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    Telling people what they can and can't do. Especially the people that were in higher positions that leave.
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    krypto

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS

    sponsored by raycon

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    i somehow managed to break my previous noise cancelling earbuds and ended up buying Nothing branded ones (CMF buds i think?) and good god it's astounding that i have to say "thank you for just using bleeping sounds to indicate actions". i get that they want it to be obvious what's happening with the device but is it really that hard for people to just cycle through things a few times to memorize what each sound means?
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    Without AI I never would have know this

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    In the AI's defense, it didn't tell you to do it. It just said you can try. Kind of like that uncle we all grew up with if we grew up in the 90s that like could tell you how to do all sorts of illegal shit, but never told you to do the illegal thing. Just said, "Oh yeah, if you wanted to do that, I would do this." Like, if you had just watched a crime movie, the conversation would go to how you would rob a bank and the uncle would whip out some, like, 40-step plan to rob a bank and get away with it involving ATVs and picking the right location and who his accomplices are. But, like, you can, at the same time, you also know the uncle would never do it. He's talking out of his ass, making all this shit up on the fly.
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    Listen to the one expert in your life

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    cult leader: that god hates you but this one? He's delicious. He loves you. Come eat this god.
  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS

    mmmm yes undoubtedly

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    In 1972, 400,000 british people (of 6 million at the time) gave up sugar to boycott slavery. Seventy years later, mill workers of Manchester supported embargo of Confederacy during US civil war by refusing to handle cotton picked by enslaved people. This came at a hefty personal cost as their way of making living depended on it. Abraham Lincoln later acknowledged this show of support. There's statue of him in Manchester. The British abolishment movement was so popular that they had more signatures demanding the end of slavery than the total amount of votes in the last election. Later, at it's peak, something like 25% of the entire British naval budget went towards capturing and freeing slave ships.
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    You always compliment the group that is your target audience

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    Don Draper would have hated this ad.
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    matt

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    kate@lemmy.uhhoh.comK
    orang soda
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    Interesting.

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    4011

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    jcs@lemmy.worldJ
    A long time ago in a synapse far far away in another corner of my brain: [image: 2ed5719b-dcde-40b5-9f42-aa41473cb378.gif]
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    microsoft

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    bruncvik@lemmy.worldB
    I wish i was dilligent enough to do that. Generally, for migration, I use a new hdd for the OS, and mount my previous drive as a documents drive. I also get a separate drive for a full backup. I've been doing this for so long that I have uninterrupted personal files since 1997. However, it requires a good cleanup and organisation of all documents since the previous migration, and I'm too lazy to do it until I'm forced to.