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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • M

    You always compliment the group that is your target audience

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    Don Draper would have hated this ad.
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    matt

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    kate@lemmy.uhhoh.comK
    orang soda
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    Interesting.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    4011

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    jcs@lemmy.worldJ
    A long time ago in a synapse far far away in another corner of my brain: [image: 2ed5719b-dcde-40b5-9f42-aa41473cb378.gif]
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    microsoft

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    bruncvik@lemmy.worldB
    I wish i was dilligent enough to do that. Generally, for migration, I use a new hdd for the OS, and mount my previous drive as a documents drive. I also get a separate drive for a full backup. I've been doing this for so long that I have uninterrupted personal files since 1997. However, it requires a good cleanup and organisation of all documents since the previous migration, and I'm too lazy to do it until I'm forced to.
  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO

    Hilarious!

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    I'm the funniest person I know. Humble too
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    The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    so what you're saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i'll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Sad to hear it

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    Pooh would be just as sad to have caused such a problem. But yeah we need a new 3D Rayman but Ubisoft would ruin it anyway.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    Car community shenanigans dump (open post)

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    As i have not driven anything past 2010 i can only tell you that those didnt care, but you are probably creating more wear on the synchros. Espescially if you arent proficent in rev matching. Anything i have driven was verry happy with gear leaving, but less so with getting in. I probably get home without clutch and then it dosent really matter if i have to replace the clutch and the synchros
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Huh?

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    akasazh@feddit.nlA
    Escher cars Inc.
  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.worksS

    Parallel Empires

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    the framework is basically the reincarnation of old thinkpads, including the business-level hideous pricing
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    hint: last night I did this to your sister ;)

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    Archer crossover Bob's Burgers
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    Sad

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Not stealing

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    I don't need more reasons to not want children, I'm already decided, but this thread is sure reaffirming.
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    Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO

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    pewpew@feddit.itP
    MK World Tour actually sucks, all you do is drive in a straight line 90% of the time. It feels so soulless
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    Seems legit.

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    To rinkly
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    My job is to achieve the best outcome for the client, not the fairest one.

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    Law school can be eye-opening. Con law in particular was an interesting one. If you can make it through Marbury v Madison in your first semester of your first year and not realize that the entire American system is held together with chewing gum and baling wire and it's a miracle it ever enabled a functional government at all, or get through Dred Scott v Sandford or Plessy v. Ferguson later on and not realize that the law should always seek justice in as far as said chewing gum and baling wire even halfway plausibly permit, then you're either an idiot or an asshole, and probably both. Slavish devotion to your generation's "plain reading" of increasingly distant legalese written by -- to put it euphemistically -- deeply conflicted men who were indeed clever and motivated, but were also the half-educated elites of a cultural backwater, is how you end up with our current mess.
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    what do you guys know about Albania?🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

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    It really doesn't? We had an exchange doctor and she always complained why we had so many YouTube ads and I always wondered why she was so vocal about that. Makes sense now if she was used to no ads at all!
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    It's a solid 7/10 attempt.

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  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    deep fried memes from before covid dump (post body)

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    [image: 9acb3f5f-01fb-48db-b096-46c69fda91db.webp]