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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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9.Ten Forward

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  • Flying roast beef

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    OK boomer
  • to whomever needs to hear it

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    Thanks, I bench press extra hard lately
  • Jesus gets the job done

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    This meme is so old, it's now an old priest and an older priest.
  • Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids

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    I bet you call, and it's just a British dude that says something then farts into the phone.
  • When the Internet Drew 10,000 Sheep

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  • Lemmy be like

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    That's my point
  • mario

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    Hello red Luigi
  • luigi

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    Hello green mario
  • Didn't know you guys were demons until quite recently

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    Your demons say shit like that. My demons say "wish that bitch had auto correct". We are not the same.
  • Young Wang: to the pedomobile!

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    Not a shitpost and weird title.
  • nyazsche dump (open post)

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    My favs [image: 21955d2f-4975-4c05-a6ab-d757b040ed90.jpeg] [image: 586f8cc4-125f-41fa-aa84-d4c9deb8aeb2.jpeg] [image: a59c1f1d-c35e-4202-8843-0c23faac830a.jpeg] [image: 1f8a9c28-574b-4f35-bf01-c0230bd5dd2e.jpeg] I can't find the image, but I love the one wheres it's like: " What are you going to say at the CEO roasting party?" "What" "I heard you were struggling with executive dysfunction" or something like that.
  • working

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    Are the lacking translations also supposed to be part of the shitpost?
  • They are a lot smarter than you think

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    I don’t think most people take it so seriously. It’s shorthand to denote that they’re not humans, and separate what you read from your own internal monologue. Because it’s a meme, it’s often done with haste and inconsistent. Although I’ve never met a toddler who talks in a manner like pet-net-speak. Now that I think of it, I have a sincere question: do you find characters like Daffy or Donald Duck creepy? How about Scooby Doo?
  • otaku

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    washedupcynic@lemmy.caW
    Kiss from a rose?
  • Fun fact

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    that's a weird summary, the notable part of homeopathy is the fucking bonkers idea that diluting stuff can somehow make it more effective, despite literally not having a single molecule of the active compound.
  • peru

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    +1 on this
  • jsjs

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    some people probably found out for the first time that taboo = funny
  • UE inutilidad

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    I live in the EU and I remember when these caps were introduced, the most I heard from my normie family and friends was confusion on how to drink now, but they quickly learned and haven't said a word about it since. The only complaints I've heard is online, and that makes me think that this criticism isn't real. Even the most conservative, environmental-hating relatives hasn't complained about them.
  • It slaps tho

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    To be precise It was Great value sliced bread. Great value cheese like slices. Great value mustard. With makers mark beef franks. It was the meal that Sam Walton's zombie corpse made.
  • Youtube comment

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