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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Fun fact

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    that's a weird summary, the notable part of homeopathy is the fucking bonkers idea that diluting stuff can somehow make it more effective, despite literally not having a single molecule of the active compound.
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    peru

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    +1 on this
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    jsjs

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    some people probably found out for the first time that taboo = funny
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    UE inutilidad

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    I live in the EU and I remember when these caps were introduced, the most I heard from my normie family and friends was confusion on how to drink now, but they quickly learned and haven't said a word about it since. The only complaints I've heard is online, and that makes me think that this criticism isn't real. Even the most conservative, environmental-hating relatives hasn't complained about them.
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    It slaps tho

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    To be precise It was Great value sliced bread. Great value cheese like slices. Great value mustard. With makers mark beef franks. It was the meal that Sam Walton's zombie corpse made.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    Youtube comment

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    [image: 1d9862a1-3232-4d10-8ce3-f28246f58b55.jpeg]
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    Ni idea de donde encuentro estas vainas jsjs

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    This shitpost is probably too spicy for lemmy lol
  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE

    Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall

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    synapse1278@lemmy.worldS
    These men just use the excuse to get away from their wives instead of solving their marriage issues.
  • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY

    A random spider just spawned in my room

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    This Umamusume gonna be controversial
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    If you got in a time machine

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    I just noticed your username
  • odingreif@lemmy.worldO

    OH YEAH!

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  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    state of mind

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    Got your attention

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    dmmacniel@feddit.orgD
    Seriously, get it together Max!
  • pudutr0n@feddit.clP

    First time posters be like

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    pudutr0n@feddit.clP
    Same!
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Applies to furries as well :)

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    My point being it's not even a significant portion of furries. It's just the bits that get shared most outside the community
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    When rent goes up and wages don't

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    Here in the UK we dont have exactly that problem. Wages go up every year. So does rent, council tax, food prices, utility bills, insurance premiums and luxury items. If you do some crazy shit like work it out with a calculator what your expenses and incomes going to be, you might find that you think youre worse off overall because of how the numbers look in the wrong light. But the wages went up. End of story.
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Warning: C-word

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    Don't know if it's the source, but oldest video I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3nUeMR5k3E
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    That pretty much sums it up

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    That's actually number one on the list and should have been included
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    relevant post

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    apytele@sh.itjust.worksA
    Oooooh that's why they tested me for that. They told me I was faking for drugs because I got a 140 something but I panicked and failed the left right thingy really badly and my MSE results suggested dementia (and I was like, 20). I did finally find a doctor who listened and I've been very functional on Strattera for many years now (which is ironic because it's not even a stimulant / it's functionally useless recreationally). I can't even take simulants because I have too much anxiety.
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    You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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    No clue. It's awful. Sometimes they add these roundabouts under bridges and it causes traffic jams because people end up blocking the road. So to combat this, every intersection has a traffic cop.