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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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    Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America! Want rule of law? That’s premium.

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    Still can't make me pay taxes.
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    And nothin in between 😄

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    The most fun ice cream is a felony. Don't drive after though.
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    My Marxist Creator Tiktok Tierlist

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    [image: e7eef58c-fbb5-499d-a225-17b491eeed38.jpeg]
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    Applies to many things. Not just religion

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    Also Science: "Earth is round, birds are real"
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    Shitpost

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    It’s 11.11 here, is that supposed to mean something?
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    That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?

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    It’s a huge turn off to be with someone who thing you are lower than them. Who thinks you don’t deserve basic human rights. Are you basing this on dating app matches? It might be a case of survivor bias To elaborate, what's possibly happening is that only the assholes of society are the ones having a disproportionate level of exposure/influence on these apps because the good ones cycle out of it quickly enough when they find their viable partners. And then these assholes, who in fact represent a minority of the actual population, end up staining everyone else's opinions by making them think these people are the majority of peoples' behaviours.
  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO

    It's Wednesday!

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    um.. it's Thursday here on NZ.. all hail Tūmatauenga!
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    Captain's Log

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    Don't flush.
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    It's never lupus

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    Checkmate theists

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    My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.
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    Peak

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    they look a lot like old Soviet children's dolls/characters to me. like Cheburashka and Nevalyashka.
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    My new Cagiwiru air duster's instructions

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    Love this thing, best $100 I ever spent.
  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO

    Metal

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    I think you just didn't see them move. If they can't move, how did they get to the fair?
  • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT

    Home Alone

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    I refer to the short, quickstep with pants around the ankles, walk to where the toilet rolls are stored. As the shuffle of shame.
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    cycle

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    the much bigger problem here is the app talking like a fucking clickbait article, if my phone talked to me like that i most certainly wouldn't be horny afterward. [image: 6842016b-afc7-4bcf-9bf9-8e0e0ca664b6.png]
  • thebat@lemmy.worldT

    From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg

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    You're complaining that too many people of the "wrong" kind are represented in media and I'm the one who lacks tolerance? Man, I thought maybe you were just ignorant but it turns out you're actually mentally handicapped.
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    MUCH better

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    Purrfect
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Fall of Western civilization

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    Much better now imo. I don't need to sit on goofy shit to eat my cardboard-bun-burger with below-average-quality-meat and i-can't-believe-it's-not-cheese. I just want a chair or bench to sit on.
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    I felt you needed to see this

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    I know, just from pictures of beavers.
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    9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy

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    This picture represents two very close friends