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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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  • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI

    We gonna fight

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  • ladybutterfly@lemmy.worldL

    Accurate

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    obi@sopuli.xyzO
    Yes I think a lot of people (myself included) stumble when we try to clean up and "getting hammered on Friday night" isn't a good hobby anymore, and your old party friends all go through the same thing. Just need to replace it with "XYZ hobby on Thursday" or whatever, but that's a bit easier said than done maybe.
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    The after party

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Sign_of_the_Black_Mark This is from Bathory's third album artwork, if only it was from the previous album, it's called "The Return......" The Return......
  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE

    Another essential book in your library

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    I should call her...
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    Oh god

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    You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Spoon

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    Like ketamine, PCP was developed as a safer alternative to morphine in anaesthesia. Also like ketamine, that didn't really work out well (They are considerably safer, but patients tend to hate them. Pets and children both tend to get ketamine anyways because in those cases the safety profile matters more than the unpleasantness.)
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    Being single

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    jokes on you I have a gut wrenching feeling from being single
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Good shit

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    Good save
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    What was she thinking when she did this?

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    Aww, a beautiful image of her preparing for social warfare surrounded by her tribe slain by simple facts. Such a shame ;(
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    Understanding your target audience when marketing

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    tomenzgg@midwest.socialT
    [image: 906bcaad-bacf-4b44-b2b0-e59665091ab7.jpeg]
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Accurate

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    I would like to buy hundreds of these. I am told it is something I should invest in
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    Don't try this at home

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    Etwas Kultur beibringen

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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    The only way to be

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    I think that's what the US government is trying to do.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Vintage

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    in sweden it's liters per mile our mile is 10 kilometers, because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • deceptichum@quokk.auD

    ℞osaur

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    Like how lions are called "King of the Jungle." No they're not! What lion pulled a sword from a stone or killed Rhaegar Targaryen at the Battle of the Trident? Zero. Fucking. Lions. Done. That. Shit.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Boys and beans and...

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    I wore a pair of jeans like that yesterday...
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    New reaction image dropped

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    DISTURBING THE PEEEEAAACE
  • irelephant@lemm.eeI

    doctors

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    You can’t just say “hurt durr Americans are just irresponsible;” Actually, I can. That's why americans are more obese and have more credit card debt - it all boils down to irresponsibility. I’m trying to have a conversation about what it would take to actually solving the problem here Solving the problem would be rather simple, subsidize healthy food so a cucumber doesn't cost 6$. Make mandatory cooking classes in school so kids know how to cook, at least to some extent. The magical word is "education". even if the problem really were that Americans were more irresponsible on average compared to people from other countries There is no "if". They are. there would have to be a systemic reason why No. It boils down to people eating shitty food and not knowing/having no interest in knowing how to cook. Like, we can argue all day about american processed food being full of additives and sugar and high fructose corn sirup etc, which is certainly the case, but at the end of the day, the people who eat it know that this is the case, so they are irresponsible, and if they don't, it once again boils down to education.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Farming beans be like

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    And so do I.