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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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    These were so common and so much fun

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    Taller, worse station wagons since the extra height dramatically increases fuel consumption and rates of severe injury in crashes, while also making rolls more likely.
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    Do you sunburn too often. Here's a pro tip

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    Load-bearing erection.
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    It's Over.

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    Related corridor digital= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKZM9LoMds
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    *your order is delivered*

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    Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has : Overly defensive of things they think Lives like an animal Or let me guess, this 'doctor' you see... is his name Wikipedia?
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    Aspergers officinalis

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    Maybe they are not as fit for exporting or selling so the more profitable parts get sent to US instead?
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    Bird ban

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    [image: 8f07df30-41c4-4d2c-a6f9-59aabaf3a780.png] Meat Meat!
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    Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO

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    hi, mkw is objectively worse than mk8dx due to the fact it has way less tracks and way less customizability. at most you're missing out on knockout tour, which is fun I'll admit, but its not worth $500+ dollars.
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    HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron

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    it's not about shame, it's about people going "Oh so that company sucks, let's not work there", resulting in the shitty company not having any fucking workers
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Alpha males

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    Great, first rape, then ass, now children. You are vile
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    What if memes aren't better than TikTok for your brain?

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    The first ones are trying to make money off of us, and the second ones are trying to make us stupid and easily manipulated by imposing clip thinking.
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    Argon

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    They’re vibe coding.
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Habit tracker

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    to be clear, the nordics are all still extremely good places to live, it's just getting worse
  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN

    there is always a bigger fish...

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    Changed it...
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    The Yachting World's Hidden Rules! The "Rich Play" You Think Is Just a Rookie Mistake!

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    Who the fuck cares about this rich people shit?
  • fenririii@lemmy.worldF

    Is that why he's always smiling?

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    [image: 621d384b-06d5-4d23-af10-981516caf59a.jpeg]
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    Lemmy be like

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    Whip those goalposts around a little harder. gonna block you now, Oh no, and you seemed like such a pleasant and respectful person.
  • mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloudM

    today on "how did you end up in A&E"

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    Don't be sorry! I learned something because of you!
  • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW

    We will all be slaves

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    Or the fact that their shareholder profit above all world created these “homeless” and all the drug abuse and lack of mental health services. The billionaires, corporations and politicians will do anything to avoid personal responsibility for their actions
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    A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder

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    You die and your last thought was...is there penis enlargement in heaven? Suddenly you wake up going at hundreds of miles an hour into a big cloud. Just you hanging on tightly to a rope that is pulling you into the cloud. And you hear...yes!...yes indeed! Indeed there is! But you don't want it. The voice getting louder and louder as you get closer and closer. You start noticing the earth getting smaller. You can see your house from here, you think....I know right? It replies. The rope! You can see its details, there are no threads on it! Just the feel of rubber. Look closer, there are interesting patterns on it...unique to... Wait are those veins? .....yes!.....and why is the cloud hairy? Is there penis enlargement in heaven? .....yes!, now get off mine! The voice insists now as strong as if you were in a concert theater. It's not rope! You've been riding Peter's penis! .....yes, well I was sleeping and its morning! Peter explains. Sorry bud! Looks like it got you!...he flings you off with a finger and you fall into a busy heaven street. Everyone looking at you happy and naked. We were expecting you any day says Jeff your buddy from highschool.... Yup, he's a grower, not a shower! As it turns out everyone used to live infinite lives until peter got his penis extension. Now every morning here, as he gets his wood, someone gets smashed by it. When he wakes up and the thing goes back to normal they get up here same way you did bud!...well sometimes it's not just one. Sometimes its a bunch at a time. Anyway, its two blocks that way, then to your left. Can't miss it! .... Wha?....the penis enlargement place....oh..
  • anonomouswolf@lemmy.worldA

    AI IS BURNING THE PLANNET!!

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    AIBros have to come up with anything to downplay how awful their waifu is.