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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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  • # The Dichotomy of Control

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    so you combat leftist infighting with more leftist infighting? curious.. honestly most (if not all?) tankie instances are defederated so I don't understand what posts like this are trying to achieve apart from digging up off-instance drama for personal vindication
  • We had cat in the hat

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  • i broke

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    Someone, not a therapist, told me pain isn't a competition. I don't have to wait for my pain to be worse than the pain of the people around me before I go get help for myself. In this case, I had physical pain I put off getting checked because it wasn't worse than what why partner deals with daily. Turned out I needed antibiotics for a bad infection.
  • Thats fair

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    I used to think that if I could have a superpower I'd like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But these days, what's the point? Most world leaders could be absolutely destroyed by a well timed beer dump, but Trump wouldn't even notice anything unusual.
  • Anyone?

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    You joke, but I'm missing a nail on one of my big toes and it's so much more comfortable and less hassle that I kind of wish all my toenails were gone. ...not so sure about fingernails though. They're pretty useful for picking things up or prying things open.
  • Mouse

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    And the Eurasian Brown Bear aka Bear bear bear! (Ursus is Greek for bear, Arctos is Latin for bear) Bonus fun fact: the Arctic and the Antarctic roughly translate to "the place with bears" and "the place without bears", respectively.
  • Just a pic of two besties

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    I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again. [image: requiem-for-a-dream-jennifer-connelly.gif]
  • Paper Planes

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHOXakHMxkc (jump to 0:55 if you're impatient)
  • It's worth the trip.

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    I'm really disappointed that the patterns repeat after just a handful of letters. Whoever did this should have laid out the letters all the way around. They just designed 6 feet of it then ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v NOT OK!!!
  • New kinda Captcha

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    It’s a tragedy that Grannyortranny.com was taken down Edit: yeah go ahead and search for that now
  • What would this list look like for your generation?

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    Skibidi Toilet is the modern Ninja Turtles.
  • I'm jealous

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    People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? It's not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to at that location. Sounds like a moment where it only was weird because people made it weird.
  • Math is amazing!

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    If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
  • I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend

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    I am just considering the post to be the title of a book, where it is grammatically correct to capitalize most of the words.
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    but it drastically increased last month, even compared to feb with all the site wide bans, shadowbans are more silent, so people dont notice it right away, reddit does this intentionally because they like being sneaky and tip people off. and yes starting 2017 on, thats where i recieved my 1st ban ever on a sub, before that there was no problems talking about politics without getting censured. but i noticed they are going to lowest hanging fruit, rather than the high profile spammers, because they usually know the instant they get shadowbanned anyways.
  • friendly reminder

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    semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS
    I’m outside right now. Still shitposting
  • Ben Shapiro's sister

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  • Couldn't be worse than what we have now...

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  • 90s band alignment chart

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    I wonder where Linkin Park would fit