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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

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2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS

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    a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA
    Congratulations. Your ribbon is in the mail.
  • I wonder how Phantom and Barry are doing?

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    my day would’ve been better without reading this
  • Sure..

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    Sorry, I heard the first sentence then was thinking how to reply while waiting for the noise to stop.
  • Same old shit

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    Sad reaccs only
  • They finally patched racism

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    Well, shit. I hadn't known about Inquisition. I think the last time I saw them was something like 2016? At least I only have the one t-shirt. I haven't heard anything about Agalloch; what's going on there?
  • I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

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    Unless you're hanging a CRT you really don't need to bother screwing into the studs. Get the right type of plug and you can hang some pretty absurd weights from drywall, especially if most of the force is straight down like it would be with a tv mount. I really like the screw-in type plug. Easy to install, no possibility of the toggle not toggling or whatever. If you want to mount one of those extendo-mounts I'd probably bother to screw it into the studs though, to be fair.
  • Well put.

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  • Tough situation

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    This is a repost from 1.1.2007 right? Right?
  • oops

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    Do love me a good meat tube
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    East Coast music in general is awesome; have you heard of Cassie and Maggie? My favourite Christmas music ever. I will watch the play for sure!
  • FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Loss will be around long after humanity has turned to dust. Alien civilizations will have their own versions of it after they've discovered it in the ruins of society.
  • Arthur plays the Hero

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    neatobuilds@lemmy.todayN
    oh man I used to watch all his stuff, I can't believe I havent watched this one, I remember starting it one day but had no audio so I made a mental note to look it up later when I did. thank you for sharing it and reminding me
  • Bros, check it oooutt

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    [image: 94284be6-63c5-4ada-950f-b1d3cfabd772.jpeg]
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    Like a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.
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    lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL
    That’s where we piss.
  • The 5 stages of Charles Manson

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    Hmm that sounds interesting. I'd say to message me on discord and we can talk about it more but I don't think Lemmy supports DMS? Or maybe it's just my app. Either way I don't really want to dox myself on this account so idk haha. Edit: I guess a link that inspires in one week is fine. This account isn't really that anon anyways. Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://discord.gg/MvUd4Qrd
  • Little miracles

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    The fact that you're always deflecting off yourself shows me everything I need to know about you. You know that you'd have a choice, and you know that it's objectively wrong to harm animals for no reason. And all the pointing to cases where it might be justified does not change that fact.
  • They SCREAM

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    tetris11@lemmy.mlT
    pkay Balatro?
  • I like the man on his left reading the shirt

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    shudda cudda wudda
  • It's fine that others don't share the same interests as me.

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