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  • F

    I’m not quite there yet but i would probably just keep on cycling.

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    There are many different sorts of cycling though. Mountain biking and road cycling seem to be the two that can involve spending a lot of money on high end gear that is well suited to a mid life crisis. I just go on bike rides to the beach on my bike that only cost mid 3 figures.
  • K

    Is this a twin peaks reference?

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  • circav@lemmy.caC

    Le sigh.

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  • A

    Thrifting should be an option.

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    The closer the music is to this, the more likely you are to find something that goodwill would have auctioned off for $300+ going at like $5. Some Alpha MTG booster pack, a forgotten Nirvana cassette demo, all of these things lay buried in the bottom floor of some church basement. The place will only accept cash though.
  • T

    I don't know, running for a lot of us is just having our bodies start breaking down and want to avert that.

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    uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU
    I didn't pay $15K but I got a new one. And then the gears were two low because it was a mountain bike and I had to install a custom touring drive train. (I'm having the same problem with my current e-bike, in that I run out of gears and e- at about 20mph.)
  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU

    Um, a deep dive into moral philosophy?

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  • B

    You forgot about bouldering / rock climbing

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    Just as I thought I weren’t a stereotype… oh well…
  • R

    Homeassistant/homelab, Nintendo Switch with the kids, getting back into playing bass, and Walking

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    I feel like a midlife crisis is supposed to be a significant deviation/extreme deviation where you panic for lost youth and run out and buy something silly you wouldn't normally get and start running marathons.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    They're unstoppable

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    K
    Jsyk, the androids don't have infinite power. This idea comes from a mistranslation and it's actually that they always function at maximum power with deep reserves rather than having an endless supply of ki. Agreed on the rest though. They are not comparable. My true point was that human is human. They are all human in different ways and to deny that just because some of them aren't fully human reminds me of blockhead ideas about race and race mixing. Saiyans and androids are on another level altogether though and that's hard to deny. And I would 100% buy that Toriyama forgot about Tien just like he forgot about Launch lol. It was kind of a running pattern in his career to forget minor details and whole-ass characters here and there
  • T

    The workshop life has found me.

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    I did this as a hobby anyway, but I just can't find the time.
  • I

    Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka?

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    H
    Omou again, fucker. My sides. And I know it's a copypasta and the bad translation is the point, but "akachan" is way too friendly for "You're fucking dead, kiddo". I'd go for "gaki", which is a common part of weeb lingo and literally means "kiddo", with the same connotations and all.
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    I have ADHD.

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    explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE
    Running isn't even a hobby, it's my default speed.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    > no tube ofc

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  • M

    Smoking meats

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    Here in my backyard, smoking these meats.
  • G

    3/4 for me.

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    A
    The Relish
  • E

    A flu was how I saw the original Star Wars trilogy – I think I also timed a flu with a James Bond marathon.

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    I marathoned the Lord of the Rings trilogy ~15 years ago on cable. It was awful. Commercials were bad enough, but I'd only seen the extended editions, and getting through all three movies in like 7 hours felt like absolute blasphemy. It would cut to a commercial break and when it came back it's like they skipped 30 minutes every time.
  • H

    How much face work did Bob Barker get done?

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  • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM

    A great disturbance in the Fediverse

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    meatpilot@lemmy.worldM
    Lemmy has a lot of Linux users. Saying you use Windows is like being a heritic to the faith.
  • S

    Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.

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  • W

    Price is right got me through a lot of “sick” days in school.

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