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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

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    The audacity

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    amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.comA
    Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Girl power!

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    Yes. We need a princess who shits her pants.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    AI boomer trait

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    The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss

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    They do keep records, but rarely share them. If your prospective employer says that they didn't hire you because of what a previous employer said about you, and that previous employer doesn't have rock solid evidence, then you can sue for lost wages, defamation, and get a nice chunk of money. When people called the store I was managing to get info on past employees, the only thing we would confirm was the time range they worked for us,
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    It's time to stop

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    dandomrude@lemmy.worldD
    Oh no, what a sheerstopper! My world is in sheermbles! I guess I should find sheelter somewhere and get in sheerape for the sheerdown!
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    Mindfulness

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    I had this job once that I hated. It was a hotel job at a place that had a satisfaction guarantee that basically rewarded people for feigning or in some cases manufacturing problems with their rooms. Simultaneously, corporate was obsessed with online reviews. They rewarded people for complaints and made this central to their branding, and punished the staff for complaints from guests. And they kept rolling out new initiatives that basically boiled down to "here's more shit to do on top of your existing work. It's supposed to make guests feel more welcome, but really it just makes your life harder and gives karens another attack surface to complain about." And they were constantly remodeling so guests could gripe about that too. Place was a masterclass in how to incentivize mistreating employees. At one point, they must have noticed that their employees had garbage morale, so they mandated a webinar on mindfulness, to be completed during work hours while also completing existing duties. This was my introduction to the concept. As a way for an abusive employer to pretend they care about employees. EDIT: After some consideration, it was worse than just pretending to care. They built a framework to blame employees for low morale in an environment of constant abuse that corporate facilitated.
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    Anyone else surrounded by inelastic Dunning-Kruger hypocrites?

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    *something they say they wouldnt personally do
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    Twice she asked a great question that really got me thinking

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    Ohh shit, nice catch!
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    Oh really?

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    As Gratux explained style or padding. Once one section (or topic) of an exam is done they occasionally pad it and the last (back) page is generally left blank and is the designated “doodle to amuse yourself/examiner” space.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Too many complaint posts, do this instead.

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    I don't know what you mean it seems to work gr
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    Good attempt mother

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    obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO
    Think of the children in Africa! They barely have food, they'll starve if you don't eat!
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Guess I'm on the right track 😌

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    I highly recommend. russia is a state of insane.
  • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS

    My brain is acting like a junkie who hasn't had their anger fix

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    I don't know if it's just me but last time I browsed Reddit or Facebook they just gave me a bunch of unhinged right-wing phobic bullshit. I dunno if it's because my privacy skews their data on me or if they're just trying to feed me misinformation but either way fuck these companies.
  • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD

    Are you a Lemmy Shitbird? Click here to find out.

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    Which is an odd choice but I'm glad it was a lot more scrolling to get to the bottom of my up votes then my down votes
  • C

    Heh, poop.

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    I must be sleep deprived because this stupid meme made me laugh
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Calm down

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    I think you are right I think a lot of men just have a snapping line, where they will bottle it all up till they pop and if they would have just not bottled they could have been spun down a bit.
  • 58008@lemmy.world5

    Consider this barrel thoroughly scraped

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    https://youtu.be/u08E7c-FRbU
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    I don't know, I never read the books

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    bonje@lemmy.worldB
    Now in anime form!
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    Pull to enter, you say?

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    This explains the ignorance of global warming perfectly.
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    Wider Teeth

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