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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

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5.No Stupid Questions

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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • Jokes on you, I don't want to work

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    In IT? About 20 years ago, at least. I would never hire someone after 1 interview myself, that's crazy.
  • Life is unfair to landlords

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    YOU were the one who couldn't "afford the rent" by ""needing"" bootlickers to pay your costs as a wageslave. Bugger off, leech.
  • I 100% agree with you

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  • Oof

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    Enlightened shitlib centrist moment
  • How often do you take him for a walk?

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    Then the kid should just be raised properly????
  • They even got their own island🤦

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    Hmm, I see. How'd you radicalise at first? That said, I'm glad you realised their true faces, comrade. Now if only the rest of Hungary did so too...
  • Benefits

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    "Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You're going to love it!"
  • MY FAVORITE FLAVOR!!!

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    order #12365 so close too :,(
  • Your business is temporarily closed due to a fire

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    Saw that a couple days ago and chuckled. https://maps.app.goo.gl/TC6DQhSi2UMNHAzu8
  • Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button

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    Your flippant nature only furthers my point. Thank you for making this exchange as immature as your underdeveloped brain. Mr, "I don't believe even copyright should exist" has nothing of substance to contribute. Makes sense!
  • Checkmate.

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    Just read the name written in reverse. This will undo creation and allow you to escape the trolling.
  • Concerned my scanner may snitch on me.

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    It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners. [image: 2611a6db-f69d-4ff5-aa28-1cec62950abc.gif]
  • Sounds like a plan

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    Nursing/Culinary majors agree to meet at the same rehab/psych ward.
  • I have hired this Byleth to stare at you

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    “Can I help you? 🤨”
  • Motivational

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    since nobody is commenting their favorite motivational photo I guess I will. [image: 796b75a0-82e7-45cc-be7c-1b8c43b5bada.png] I like to remember it because even though most Republicans I meet at work are ""nice"", they still cause suffering and even if they claim they dont. I also stumbled upon it when I was high af and it like shook me to my core so it gets bonus points for that too
  • Cutting sucks

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    Because i was training a lot at the time i had to eat a lot more to not lose weight. But also when I'm cutting and want to lose weight the same applies. I just dont want to see eating as an enjoyable activity or its all that will be on my mind. When I'm not training for something i dont mind eating normal portions of well prepared meals but I still dont put that much effort in when cooking for myself
  • Think before you post hate

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  • hygiene

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    uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU
    In the summer here (July and August during heatwaves) my office goes between 80°F - 90° so no, I don't wear a thing, hence the towels. On my regular furniture, if I'm wandering around unclothed and need to sit down, I'll drape something, often my briefs, before planting my butt.
  • WhatsApp Gopay 0898-2034-839

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    ligma balls
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    Penis cola