"I'm a lethal threat to the women close to me" is surprisingly honest and open misogyny . You'd probably hit the front page of Reddit with this meme.

Probably people who are fed up with moth memes Its fine

Years ago, my then-partner and I walked into a grocery store to get sun screen. I narrated my logic for where it would be in the store as we walked to it immediately. She said something to the effect of she would never be able to make that series of deductions so quickly. She wasn't saying that I was super smart or that she wasn't as smart as me. She simply meant that I processed that particular task very efficiently. I hate shopping at grocery stores and spent years optimizing the experience to be as quick and efficient as possible. It's like a super power that only works on this singular task.

My headcanon is that Latin is used both because it's traditional and because it's fairly grammatically precise. You can call a spell in any language, but a grammatically precise one helps focus on the specific outcome you want.

Losing all my vision

The alarm clocks inside better say 'Hey, you. You're finally awake.'

Sorry

Ugh, why'd they put cilantro on it?

i believe a fascination with the "Old West" has been around for at least a hundred years at this point, honestly probably longer. but hot damn if that isnt a great list of old-western ttrpg occupations

Why is it always the shitty jokes that I don't think much of that land like this? I'll drop one that I think is a banger and get a chuckle at best, but then some random pun will kill.

More weird and dumb than your unnecessary toxic comment?

[image: image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-content.duckduckgo.com%2Fiu%2F%3Fu%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fagrotheke.de%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2023%252F11%252F2147_Motten-Frei_Spray_500ml-1200x1200.jpg%26f%3D1%26ipt%3D7a6798cfb77414f8fa180784c2951a037eef8c4252bf7ea07ebfbe2a0f489e4b]

They call them donut peaches in Maryland

I also dont watch news and havent for a decade. Its not like im missing something important, since I get to hear about anything actually important anyway. It would be hard to miss things like covid where we actually need to take action. Even here on Lemmy, people seem to be discussing a lot of current events in the news, so... Dont need to watch TV news.

Quote by moth randolph

In the voice of Paul's little sister from the OG Dune movie, too.

[image: a8d3d787-970c-410d-b224-4a713ccca3ce.jpeg]