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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • One Cell Tell

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    Guess I'm lucky with mine. They may not directly attack, but point out roaches every few days. And despite being in a tiny apartment, they don't try to escape even when signing for a package or pizza.
  • Legend

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    While I agree with the sentiment, that's what I found odd, the people weren't the usual bootlickers (hence my surprise) however I do think it was a sense of decorum, like it wasn't the place to ask such a thing and what answer do they expect to get anyway. Still though, fuck em, speak truth to power.
  • Daddy's Home

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    snowpix@lemmy.caS
    How do I delete someone else's post?
  • We all need small joys in life

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    I'm pretty sure most places outside the US just use the huge metal trough that the US seems to reserve for stadiums
  • It works too well

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    una@europe.pubU
    Well for me it was just teen Internet joke, and I really liked the idea "men who don't care about others opinions and live life however he wants" and I usually wasn't misogynistic or something. Like I wasn't perfect, probably did had some bad thinkings during that periods but never was straight up bigoted. Eventually I found out I might be trans.
  • Sorry, sky toga man said no.

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    mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM
    It taught me later on in life that mothers want their baby's genitals to look like the genitals they've seen, and fathers want their babies genitals to look like theirs. Initially I was told it was for religious and/or hygiene reasons, And while the religious reasons are still there in the religions the hygiene reasons are pretty much negated by taking a daily shower and having good personal hygiene. I also learned later on that it was probably done initially to lessen the pleasure that you would get from masturbating. And if they could lessen the pleasure you get from it maybe you would do it less since the people at the time when it was put into regular practice thought that you touching yourself was the worst thing you could do.
  • Svenska memes skareva

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    dunz@feddit.nuD
    Börje inte bråka nu, ta och samlinga dig lite!
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    Haha nobody directly although my parent has alluded to me being lazy at points but moreso I meant like all those "opinion" pieces and articles talking about these new generations blah blah etcetc
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  • bad day: alcohol

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  • And now let's all sit with that for a while.

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    The majority of humanity really believes in all seriousness that you can think magical thoughts and wishes in your head that an invisible, unprovable being hears. And they all see quite clearly that sometimes the wishes come true and sometimes they don't - just as would be statistically expected if the being didn't exist. But they completely ignore this by simply interpreting every outcome as the will of this being. This is an intellectual dishonesty and a blindness towards empirical reality itself that is downright astounding when you think about it.
  • Let's have some diversity

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    Selbstchen, surely. Which also has the dubious honour of having six consonants in a row. Or Selbstli if you're fancy?
  • U r allways on my mind

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    peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP
    Ze Germans huh deed eat wer moostly vrom [email protected]
  • RecyclebIn

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    I don’t use it, but I’ve seen the video that a woman posted on LinkedIn of her sig heiling to prove that Elon didn’t make the “same gesture.” I’m convinced some people are just using it like regular social media, even if it makes them unemployable.
  • Allow me to offer my strength

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    People are too anxious to order food?? That sounds amazingly miserable.
  • Now I understand...

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    If you’re still curious: I’m a Data Analyst, I’m always curious! You’re getting absolutely railed on your connection charges; that’s like $4.88CAD a day!? I recently resigned with our provider so we only have 21 days of usage, we’re in summer, and we have a 5 bed, 3 bath two-storey home with solar panels for 4 adults and a child: [image: 6301a8ec-6faa-4f8a-a094-17385b3b9474.jpeg] Factoring in the exchange rate, $1CAD ~= $1.12AUD; just makes the comparison even worse. My state’s energy composition locally is ~35% renewables, mostly wind and solar, with the rest being a mix of natural gas, black & brown coal. As an aside, our feed-in tariff (i.e. how much we get paid to export excess solar into our grid) has absolutely cratered over the last few years: down from ~15c during COVID to only ~3.3c this year - it really incentivises us to explore solar batteries as an option.
  • Ask anything, you say?

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    Anything you put into your search box in Windows will be used in marketing against you.
  • As a girl, I know what I'm picking.

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    I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?