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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Just think how much worse it would be if they were smart.

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    You've got a fair point there.
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  • Clams

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    the writers outsourced most of the workload to AI and Nazis so this is like one of the rare characters on there that is tolerated from that platform
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  • OMG

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    You should have seen my friend who "hunted" them with nothing more than a knife. He's the one who teased me into actually slapping one. This fool would straight up just jump into some water and come back with a dead gator. Not glorifying him or his actions, but Florida man got some experiences you can use.
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  • Grok

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    There are no adults. I learned this early on, and I will interrupt you mid sentence to nail this down if you say it in my presence. There's just some lies so toxic I won't have them spoken in my presence
  • No Morals, just enemies

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    I've watched a few of my old friends who were hardcore right wingers life fall apart recently. They are all losing their jobs and moving in with their parents or just dissapearing it seems...
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    I have found it easier to find good search results for more complex queries using Gemini. Google search quality has declined significantly over the last decade.
  • Well?

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    Being so young you dont compress your downloads. Most free download sites had size and transfer limits. The virus is from limewire though, download
  • They do indeed

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    If you take my rawkit lawnchair you cant have any pizza rolls.
  • Cutthroat

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    rbos@lemmy.caR
    I can't find the reference, but someone found the place they were sourcing the equipment at one point
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    Twitter's head Nazi: "I've modified the AI. You should see the difference right away." Twitter AI: becomes MechaHitler right away News & talking heads: shocked Pikachu.jpg
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    Yes it does? At least for me the "Sicher Bezahlen" app many German banks use for NFC payments works flawlessly. Or are you referring to the proprietary Google Pay software? This isn't supported I believe.
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    Yeah, I like Ars, but this article is fearmongering trash. It's actually a positive move for privacy. "Gemini Apps Activity" is a setting that allows Google to store your Gemini interactions for analytics, human review, etc..., generally a privacy nightmare. However, with it off, Gemini can't even do basic stuff like setting a reminder. It's just a nonsense-spewing LLM with no assistant functionality. This update allows you to turn it off while still being able to do useful assistant stuff. Google could have worded things better, but this is a move in the right direction.
  • Micro-retirement

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    Maybe someday I'll work somewhere with good PTO. currently 6 holidays, 2 pto weeks and 1 sick week.
  • It's your daddy's money.

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    Definitely an appropriate song choice for this post!
  • Wrong.

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    matty_r@programming.devM
    I was quite happy still running my Samsung S22, then all this shit started to get rammed in (plus Samsung keyboard was constantly pasting my clipboard even though I wasn't using it). Anyway, I bought a Pixel 9 explicitly for GrapheneOS - the installation was so incredibly easy I was really surprised.
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    He likes me :')