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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Seditionist Labor Statistics

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    Terrorists. This is a picture of terrorists.
  • chat control

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    Damn, I can see her pores
  • Doing the dishes

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    Your post just reminded me that I did infact pick up the remaster, but forgot about it. I know what I'm playing next.
  • It's a good point

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    *play dead without the stigma
  • Mmmm soup

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    Funky slap bass fill.
  • Caged

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    bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB
    ITT: people who believe parents never take pictures of their kids while they do funny things.
  • We are not the same

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    they very likely didn’t know you were a woman, I didn't. I don't usually check the user profile and comment history of whoever I am responding to to verify their demographics before responding.
  • "log in" and "sign up" buttons

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    An app is the only formal written communication method I have with my apartment complex. And it's a shit app. I sent my 60 days move out notice to "management" on their app and the message went and sat in someone's inbox who no longer works there. Just give me a damn team email or something. Luckily that screw up was their fault and didn't impact my move out.
  • Twenty-eighth amendment

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    moseschrute@lemmy.worldM
    Thanks! I think I’m just going to upload progressively larger images to my instance and see where uploads fail lol.
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    tetris11@lemmy.mlT
    cheers, I have alts on other servers already I just like ML because it feels more active (I stay clear from the politics subs though, and block a lot of users)
  • He thirsted for her

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    farraigeplaisteach@lemmy.worldF
    I used to enjoy following that community on another platform before I left.
  • I'd ring that

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    Potent Potables -- from (SNL's) Celebrity Jeopardy.
  • Edgar discusses politics

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    recursiveparadox@lemmy.worldR
    Ah ok, that's a better outcome!
  • This seems applicable to quite a few things

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    The comments on that are pretty awful. Bunch of reactionaries using it as an excuse to dish on marginalised groups.
  • you ignore it until you can't anymore

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    kinther@lemmy.worldK
    I think we also should consider the machine of civilization can't be stopped once started. Steering it is a monumental effort. My best guess is they don't care, or simply can't alter the course we are on.
  • Accurate

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    A bloke at the pub told me
  • Oh yes

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  • Clever man

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    Like this? [image: 8f2a3566-d45b-402d-8ed0-f41b8aa96191.jpeg]
  • As You Wish

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    ch3dd4r_g0bl1n@sh.itjust.worksC
    Holy necro-post Squeezer Man!
  • Mom's dreams, your dreams, LLM hallucinations

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    "I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft." -Jordan Peterson