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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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  • Prometheus

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    My takeaway from Prometheus's fate was that he can drink as much as he ants and never have to worry about cirrhosis.
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    Update to this: I'm no longer a Christian! Fuck evangelicalism
  • So that's how it came about!

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    Have you ever had fresh walnuts? You can peal off the skin, which is the bitter part. The off-white inside is quite sweet. They have to be quite fresh - once they dry out a bit they’re unpealable (that isn’t a word according to my spellcheck, but screw that guy, I’m making it a word).
  • I'd download that

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    Depending on what high school I was from, a lot of former classmates in my first high school wouldn’t even recognize me since both my name and gender presentation are much different now. I had to transfer partway into my high school years because the school admins had serious safety concerns for when I leave the property (it was mostly filled with aspiring gangstas, extreme homophobes and few decent people in the mix). Least to say, I was harassed and bullied over my behaviour pre-transition.
  • It happened so fast

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    anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA
    I have a bicycle and don't know what you're talking about.
  • Prepping

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    You can sew a bunch together for clothes, burn them for heat and eat them when hungry. The perfect post-internet item! /s
  • Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" key

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    You know full well that's not what people are talking about when they are pushing AI currently. There are plenty of great tools that have been around for awhile, but these bullshit chatbots that are wasting resources are not useful tools.
  • ugh

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    damn. so what are we supposed to do with billionaires?
  • Botox

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    mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM
    it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives.
  • overwhelming furry

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    eightbitblood@lemmy.worldE
    Im sorry you don't encounter people with actual crypto knowledge enough to know what that looks like when they talk to you. Your whole argument is based on a false premise, the state has the monopoly of violence, it enforces the law that gives the right to own the means of production aka the source of capital... My dude. I have already pointed out how this description isn't the case anymore because of crypto, and that is why it can destabilize the capitalist system. I can't make you read about Blockchain enough to understand that - that's up to you. The means of production as owned by the state is WORTHLESS if the state is using fiat while buyers / workers / a bigger economy is entirely crypto driven. Crypto weakens the states hold over the means of production by devaluing it through a better technological substitute of those means. Because the concept of a state is outdated. So is it's centralized control of capital, currency, and all the means of production that come with it. So if those means of production are decentralized from the state - aka block chain - then the state can literally lose the ability to enforce the laws that give them any kind of centralized authority. In short, no cop is going to protect a capitalist holding dollars, if their paycheck and environment is in crypto. They might actually have the time to think about protecting the people who are all mining crypto, rather than a single old capitalist who is no longer paying them anything close to the same value. Imagine a miner whose work literally generates capital they can trade. They own the means of production: mining crypto. And the results: crypto currency. Ethereum even now has smart contracts that have absolutely authority. No state can alter them without altering the block chain itself. They self execute based on rules that cannot be manipulated or corrupted as they can be in a capitalist system. That's why capitalists invented centralized fiat currency: to control it, and always manipulate deals involving it to their favor. So a Marxist data scientist invented block chain tech to literally be uncontrollable by a central authority, yet still function as a valuable currency in a digital world. They did this by making Crypto both a currency AND commodity. So it is a new asset that is both, not one or the other. (WHITEPAPER! Seriously, you should read it if you're a fan of Marx) As such, holding crypto puts the power of commodities, the literal power of capital, into the hands of those manufacturing it: those with crypto wallets, or those who mine it. Literally the point of Marxism. Crypto also no longer takes the enegery requirements you think. In 2023 Ethereum updated to a new fork that uses 99.9% less energy than it previously did. An ATM transaction now takes more energy than a crypto one. Literally, read the white paper. The "problems" you are pointing out are already solved. The issue is wider adoption of crypto in the face of all the MASSIVE disinformation you've heard about it. Almost like the same massive disinformation that capitalists put out when THEY ARE THREATENED. Don't tell me you're going to believe what capitalist articles tell you about Crypto, but nothing else? There's a reason it's hated. And that's because it poses an actual threat to capitalism. People who know that sound like me.
  • Location, location, location

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    Where an such homes be found? Guessing not in America with the shitty zoning laws we have.
  • Tip for Monday

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    Actually not joking, six or seven years ago I stopped apologizing for "delayed replies. Maybe if it's really heinous, but if it's a week or less (or I was on vacation!), it's "thank you for your patience!" I'm not going to apologize for not busting my ass above my pay grade. Also how many things at most jobs actually need an immediate reply? I got a 5/5 on my annual review this year, I'm good at my job, but I'm not going to apologize for not replying to every email every day when I'm actually trying to get work done.
  • Figma balls

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    You think anyone in Hamas wants to live alongside Israelis? The phrase is literally a call to reclaim all of the territory, and make sure there is no more Israel. It's not necessarily a call for genocide, but it is used by people who are calling for genocide. As always, the truth remains between the opposing talking points. Holy wars don't leave much room for compromise or forgiveness, but that's what is always required to achieve peace.
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    But it's seriously sweet savory tasty with Mascarpone and a mild grated cheese.
  • Just

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    It works for me. The account's description is: Actual Japanese porn video titles. Sourced by r18.dev. Ran by @scd.lol. Original by wwwdotyoutube on twitter
  • So proud!

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    Yeah fair point, I forget what word I was mixing it up with. Probably forgone?
  • The internet was a mistake

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    It's not so much the internet that was the mistake as life itself
  • revolutionary chess

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    And half the white pawns are capturing the black pawns because they are "cops". Good luck winning that game.
  • it's all a bit unbecoming really

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    Now this is some game theory shit, lol
  • Stupid sexy Fedrico...

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    ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO
    Stupid sexy Crossbowman.